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04-15-2008, 04:59 AM
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Sarah!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God's Country, Maine
1,587 posts, read 883,642 times
Reputation: 867
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Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it, doesn't make you spiritual. If it's on your lower back, it translates into "beef with broccoli."
The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying you weren't pregnant.
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04-15-2008, 08:36 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,790 posts, read 6,772,207 times
Reputation: 2864
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My Dogma just marked the wheels of your Karma
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship
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04-15-2008, 08:52 AM
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Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Sarah!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: God's Country, Maine
1,587 posts, read 883,642 times
Reputation: 867
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Youth would be an ideal state, if it came latter in life...
Herbert Henry Asquith
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04-15-2008, 08:59 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,790 posts, read 6,772,207 times
Reputation: 2864
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My reality check just bounced
Never accept a drink from a urologist. (The law of common sense.)
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you!
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04-15-2008, 09:59 AM
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Don't cha know!
Status:
"on the trail"
(set 3 days ago)
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: UP of Michigan
1,273 posts, read 313,915 times
Reputation: 4905
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SPRING: .....Makes everything young again except man. Jean Paul Richter
FARMER: ....A man who is outstanding in his field.
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04-15-2008, 05:07 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,790 posts, read 6,772,207 times
Reputation: 2864
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Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.(The fourth law of reality.)
Never trust a 'financial-adviser' who earns less than you do, never trust a 'tax-advisor' who pays taxes.
Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
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04-15-2008, 06:10 PM
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Don't cha know!
Status:
"on the trail"
(set 3 days ago)
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: UP of Michigan
1,273 posts, read 313,915 times
Reputation: 4905
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Jack Handy
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04-15-2008, 06:33 PM
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Believe
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: York Village, Maine
453 posts, read 334,988 times
Reputation: 378
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If God is your Co-Pilot...............Switch seats.
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04-15-2008, 06:41 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,790 posts, read 6,772,207 times
Reputation: 2864
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Never try to out stubborn a cat
Not Ready Error reading user's mind
Not to know is bad, but not to wish to know is worse
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04-16-2008, 05:32 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
11,790 posts, read 6,772,207 times
Reputation: 2864
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Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way
Nuclear submarine's major problem: Whale mating season
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits
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