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05-06-2008, 07:35 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Maine
4,988 posts, read 2,455,651 times
Reputation: 1655
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Forest, missed you!! Good to see you back.  |
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05-06-2008, 11:18 AM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
10,272 posts, read 4,491,789 times
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I am glad to be back
Sometimes I wake up grumpy... other times I let her sleep
Sometimes it takes a fool to rush in to get the job done
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05-07-2008, 08:52 AM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
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Speak kind words, and you will hear wonderful echoes
Split hairs any finer and you'll end up with split ends
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with
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05-07-2008, 10:27 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
10,272 posts, read 4,491,789 times
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State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section
Support bacteria...it's the only culture some people have.
Support Pro-Life: assassinate all doctors?
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05-08-2008, 04:12 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
10,272 posts, read 4,491,789 times
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SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue
Tax Shelter- A way to spend a buck to save fifty cents
That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest
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05-09-2008, 06:32 AM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
10,272 posts, read 4,491,789 times
Reputation: 2319
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The answer is easier when the question is hypothetical
The best armor is to keep out of range
The best audience: Intelligent, well-educated, and drunk
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05-09-2008, 02:57 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
10,272 posts, read 4,491,789 times
Reputation: 2319
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The best draftees are married men, they take orders
The best way out of a difficulty is through it
The best way to keep your word is not to give it
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05-10-2008, 06:21 AM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
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The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut
The bigger the bankroll, the tighter the band around it
The Boy Scouts is like the army with adult supervision
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05-10-2008, 06:44 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
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Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data
is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's
hopeless and your syste m's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall..
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as
well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the
sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and
the macro code instructions cause unwanted risk, then you'll have
to flash the BIOS and you'll want to RAM your ROM, just quickly
turn the darn thing off and run to tell your Mom!
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05-10-2008, 06:45 PM
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Bees? Not in Maine
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Argyle, Maine
10,272 posts, read 4,491,789 times
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The cautious seldom err
The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up
The buck doesn't even slow down here
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