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Some people grasp stupidity as though it were a virtue
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. |
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Forest, missed you!! Good to see you back.
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I am glad to be back
![]() Sometimes I wake up grumpy... other times I let her sleep Sometimes it takes a fool to rush in to get the job done Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you |
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Speak kind words, and you will hear wonderful echoes
Split hairs any finer and you'll end up with split ends Start off every day with a smile and get it over with |
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State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section
Support bacteria...it's the only culture some people have. Support Pro-Life: assassinate all doctors? |
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SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue
Tax Shelter- A way to spend a buck to save fifty cents That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest |
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The answer is easier when the question is hypothetical
The best armor is to keep out of range The best audience: Intelligent, well-educated, and drunk |
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The best draftees are married men, they take orders
The best way out of a difficulty is through it The best way to keep your word is not to give it |
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The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut
The bigger the bankroll, the tighter the band around it The Boy Scouts is like the army with adult supervision |
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Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your syste m's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang. When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unwanted risk, then you'll have to flash the BIOS and you'll want to RAM your ROM, just quickly turn the darn thing off and run to tell your Mom! |
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