Deep Thoughts (retiring, harbor, drug)

[Submariner]

The country must have a large and efficient army, one capable of meeting the enemy abroad, or they must expect to meet him at home - Wellington, 1811

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

the buck stops at the desk, oh, over there

[RogueMom]

America is still the land of opportunity - where else could you earn enough to owe so much?

Trying times are time for trying.

Success comes to those who hustle while they wait

The best preparation for tomorrow is the right use of today.

Successful people are those who do what they have to do at the time they hate to do it most.

"Givers have to set limits - because takers rarely do." - Irma Kurtz

[quiet walker]

"If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink." - Vivian Stanshall

[Labamba]

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas.

[Submariner]

The first myth of management is that management exists

The flogging will continue until the morale improves

The buck stops here, the doe just visits

[wordsmith680]

If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better.
Lou Holtz

[Submariner]

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The greatest weapon against so-called "battle fatigue" is ridicule - Patton, 1947

The longer the title, the less important the job

[Submariner]

The mark of a true MBA : often wrong, but seldom in doubt

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. (The know-when-to-quit law.)

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

[Maineah]

Tanya Memme is the most gorgeous woman God ever graced this planet with.

[Submariner]

The one good thing about pain: it proves you're alive

The only way to judge the future is by knowing the past

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."