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09-30-2008, 08:08 AM
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Location: Argyle, Maine
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When you lay
Those few cents down You've bought
The smoothest
Shave in town
Burma-Shave
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09-30-2008, 08:22 AM
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Location: Earth, I think! LOL!
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The more I get to know people, the more I like my dog.
I know I'm not supposed to listen to the voices in my head, but they have some pretty good ideas.
I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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09-30-2008, 12:08 PM
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Living in Exile
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Location: WV and Eastport, ME
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24 hours in a day;
24 beers in a case;
Coincidence - I think not.
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09-30-2008, 12:42 PM
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Location: Earth, I think! LOL!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mensaguy
24 hours in a day;
24 beers in a case;
Coincidence - I think not.
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Thanks for the laugh! 
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09-30-2008, 04:35 PM
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Man they don't call it the FOX News Network for nothing. Even if you don't agree with their right wing slant they have some really beautiful women working there !!!
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09-30-2008, 06:36 PM
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The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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09-30-2008, 06:38 PM
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In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
- Napoleon
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09-30-2008, 06:40 PM
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Reading is the basics for all learning.
- George W. Bush
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10-01-2008, 08:35 AM
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Location: Argyle, Maine
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Substitutes
Are like a girdle
They find some jobs
They just
Can't hurdle
Burma-Shave
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10-01-2008, 11:35 AM
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Location: Earth, I think! LOL!
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America Love it or leave it.
I love my country, but fear my government.
It is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
The good Lord gave you two ends. One to think with and one to sit on. Your success in life depends on which one you use most.
If brains were gas, he wouldn't have enough to drive a **** ant's motorcycle around a pea.
It's not worth the powder to blow it to h*ll.
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