The Bad Neighbor (appointed, live, legal)

[Bandit]

Originally Posted by Maineah

Vermont would get it right away.

Vermont wouldn't even notice

[RANGER.101ST]

the transplants (new yorkers) come down this morning. they askd if i would do something about my beavers. ???? what do you mean my beavers i askd?
the beavers that live on your side of the stream are chewing the trees on my side of the stream.and i thought to my self what in the h!@@ are you talking about. so i jumped it my truck and drove up to his place.the closer i got to the stream the mader i got.
when we got down to the stream he said you see what i mean. they'r eating all my trees.and i said come with me and we went back up twords his house.
as we got near his house i said go look at that orange stake over there and tell me what it says on the top of it.so he did and he says line boundry 1996 .he said whats that mean.well i said first off them trees dont belong to you your land stops at that stake.
and second even if it did belong to you im not going to do any thing to them beavers.
they are doing what they do chew trees.he says if it dont belong to me maybe the land owner will sell it to me. and i siad i dought it he said why have you allready tryed to buy it.nope i said i have ownd it since 96.bad neighbor and then some im trying to get him to sell.now i have the edge.

[msina]

I hope he felt like the fool he was acting. Some people don't know their own bounderies, sheesh.

[Maineah]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

the transplants (new yorkers) come down this morning. they askd if i would do something about my beavers. ???? what do you mean my beavers i askd?
the beavers that live on your side of the stream are chewing the trees on my side of the stream.and i thought to my self what in the h!@@ are you talking about. so i jumped it my truck and drove up to his place.the closer i got to the stream the mader i got.
when we got down to the stream he said you see what i mean. they'r eating all my trees.and i said come with me and we went back up twords his house.
as we got near his house i said go look at that orange stake over there and tell me what it says on the top of it.so he did and he says line boundry 1996 .he said whats that mean.well i said first off them trees dont belong to you your land stops at that stake.
and second even if it did belong to you im not going to do any thing to them beavers.
they are doing what they do chew trees.he says if it dont belong to me maybe the land owner will sell it to me. and i siad i dought it he said why have you allready tryed to buy it.nope i said i have ownd it since 96.bad neighbor and then some im trying to get him to sell.now i have the edge.

Ahhh the old releasing of the trained beavers to chew up the neighbors trees trick eh? That guy sounds like a moron! You should mess with him though....Tell him the only way to get rid of beavers is to go sit near them and bang an old pot with a wrench when ever he sees them or something like that. Or tell him to lay out a trail of cheese puffs in the woods leading them away from the trees they were chewing but he has to wear a dress ' and put on some perfume cause beavers won't follow a man's scent. I'm sure you can think of a way to humiliate him! Have fun!

[RANGER.101ST]

i told him that maine has a law about cuting some one elses trees. he cut maybe 1/2 acer of trees to get near the stream.then i told him that im not the one you should worry about right now. you need to deal with lurc cuting near any water sorce with out lurk's permition is aginst the law.after they'r done with you come see me.

[Maineah]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

i told him that maine has a law about cuting some one elses trees. he cut maybe 1/2 acer of trees to get near the stream.then i told him that im not the one you should worry about right now. you need to deal with lurc cuting near any water sorce with out lurk's permition is aginst the law.after they'r done with you come see me.

They do that stuff on the coast once in a while too. They'll lop down a pile of trees in front of a condo project for the view and just eat the fine. LURC etc have wised up to this and now make them replant with adult trees if they cut down too many. This costs them a fortune so they have slowed down their thinning practices.

[Maineah]

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This is what has the neighbors and inlaws all upset with me!

[RANGER.101ST]

thats not so bad .besides its not your falt if it wont hold paint.
id try to put some oil base stane on and let it soake in and then paint

[txmom]

What a cute barn!

[dmyankee]

Originally Posted by AlisonL

I have a neighbor who once called to tell me (not ask, but tell) not to put my horses out in MY back field as she was having a BBQ. I saddled up and RODE in said field that whole afternoon.
This same neighbor called one time to tell me how to decorate outside for Christmas, as she and another woman wanted all the homes on the street to look the same. I asked her if she was paying for the decorations.
What took the cake was the time she called animal control and said my dogs were running loose. I said, well, if I owned a german shepherd and a hound, then fine. But I owned a Lab and a Lhasa Apso.
Oh yes, I forgot the time a cat peed in her flowers and she was so certain it was my cat. Told her to be glad I didn't go on them!!!

And, she is the only person on the street who has PINK FLAMINGOS on her lawn....go figure!

Oh my gawwwd! That's funny.

We once had the "animal control" officer come into the door yard and tell us he got a call that we were not shearing our sheep.

He said this with a straight face while pointing his finger in the direction of our 150lb. Komandor with ropes down to the ground.

I called Disgusta and they informed me, was no such law.

My response was, next time he better have a warrant and armed backup!