men and ''PMS" (estimate, trash, between)

[Stephanie P]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

any man that has been cought off guard will tell you its like nothing they had ever seen or been through.the Mrs. cought me off guard once and i vowed never agine. i gess today was a good day no body was hurt and she wasnt crying.thats the worst part is the crying becouse im a man and i dont no what she is going through so i cant help.as much as id like to help theres is nothing i can do but stay out of the way and give her a hug when she needs one.

You are a very sweet and wise man. Thanks for giving us women hope!

[peachie_in_maine]

I hate being a woman.

I hate these swings of madness. It's not fair. If we have been created to have children shouldn't we have more benefits then this??

My husband still hasn't caught on.
I really need to hear " Your right, I'm wrong," when I'm feeling the blues.

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by peachie_in_maine

I hate being a woman.

I hate these swings of madness. It's not fair. If we have been created to have children shouldn't we have more benefits then this??

My husband still hasn't caught on.
I really need to hear " Your right, I'm wrong," when I'm feeling the blues.

im not your husband but hear gos ""YOU RIGHT,IM WHONG''''!!!!! IS THERE ANY THING I CAN DO FOR YOU TODAY?? is this better??

[RMoore007]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

any man that has been cought off guard will tell you its like nothing they had ever seen or been through

The look of a man when he gets caught off guard.............

[jrmontag]

lmfao


I just found this thread by chance, but this is def the funniest thing I've read on here.

[Zymer]

Originally Posted by peachie_in_maine

If we have been created to have children shouldn't we have more benefits then this??

And for those men who never again want to face the question "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?", all you need is the proper response. Just say "No, your butt looks fat all on its own." I can almost guarantee that you'll never hear that question again.

[AlisonL]

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And for those men who never again want to face the question "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?", all you need is the proper response. Just say "No, your butt looks fat all on its own." I can almost guarantee that you'll never hear that question again.[/quote]


Tell me my butt looks fat all the time and you wouldn't be around to ask that question again. The secret is in training the men. Let them "think" they are right, and you have it made.

[forest beekeeper]

Originally Posted by peachie_in_maine

I hate being a woman.

I hate these swings of madness. It's not fair. If we have been created to have children shouldn't we have more benefits then this??

Hmm, women control everything.

Every married man has a female in control.

[forest beekeeper]

Originally Posted by Zymer

... And for those men who never again want to face the question "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?", all you need is the proper response. Just say "No, your butt looks fat all on its own." I can almost guarantee that you'll never hear that question again.

There is no answer to that question.

That 'question' is the alarm to tell men that they need to seriously get away fast, get to somewhere else now.

[AustinB]

Originally Posted by moughie

Best for men to have a shop, garage, ice fishing shack or elsewhere to retire to in moments of need of escape from us females

I've got 3 sheds, a garage, and a boat shed to hid in. A fairly large dark basement and in a pinch I can slide through the back seat of the 67 mustang fastback.