men and ''PMS" (good)

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by Zymer

And for those men who never again want to face the question "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?", all you need is the proper response. Just say "No, your butt looks fat all on its own." I can almost guarantee that you'll never hear that question again.

oh man id never say that to my wife? that question is a bomb and no mater how you anser it its going to go bad for you.when she asks me questions like this i tell her she looks good in any thing she has on.and while shes contomplateing the responce i give her i get out so she cant ask any more ""loaded questions"". i have found over the years just leave them alone and if they want you they will come and get you.

[Maine Writer]

Originally Posted by forest beekeeper

There is no answer to that question.

That 'question' is the alarm to tell men that they need to seriously get away fast, get to somewhere else now.

lol I think any woman asking that question deserves the truth. Personally, it's not my jeans. It's the butter, the cream, the bread... Steve would rather choke than tell me anything like that though.

[mainebrokerman]

Originally Posted by Zymer

And for those men who never again want to face the question "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?", all you need is the proper response. Just say "No, your butt looks fat all on its own." I can almost guarantee that you'll never hear that question again.

and woman say they want an honest man,,,with questions like that....








a good woman is like a good steak, you need some marbling to make it good.

prime.... the highest grade of all, has plenty of marbling

[RANGER.101ST]

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QUOTE=forest beekeeper;4999750]These 'perimenopausal' things do not help either. My Dw's cycles vary from 2 weeks apart to sometimes 6 weeks apart. There is no scheduling of them, and it has been like this for 15 years now.

I just try to keep the hatches battened down, always.

on guard 24/7 . thats dedication right there. luckely its not like that here yet.from what i under stand they are like a week apart.so 2 weeks a month not bad.as DW said i had 6 sisters and it was an every day thing so i got useto it.and it sounds like forrest is ready for anything.

[mrs.ranger]

Originally Posted by Zymer

And for those men who never again want to face the question "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?", all you need is the proper response. Just say "No, your butt looks fat all on its own." I can almost guarantee that you'll never hear that question again.

he is not stupid enough to say some thing like that to me.if he ever did he would have alot more wrong with him then just his eye.for the most part he is pritty suportive doesnt ask many questions and keeps a low profile.

[mrs.ranger]

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Originally Posted by Maine Writer

Two years? You underestimate us! I remember exactly why I threw my husband's supper plate in the trash 20 years ago. "That's not how my mother makes it." He was young. His father never had that talk with him. He didn't know better so I left his head attached to his neck.

i have to hand it to my father inlaw he prepaird all his boy's for what we go through as women he seem to be in tune to what my mother inlaw was going through and adjusted and learnd from it.he was a smart man. i didnt have to do alot of training like some wives have to he cought on pritty fast.

[Maine Writer]

It's amazing how in tune the two of you are. You "speak" alike, write alike, spell alike, think alike. You're a lucky couple. I can't wait til we all get together next month!

[Zymer]

Originally Posted by mrs.ranger

he is not stupid enough to say some thing like that to me.if he ever did he would have alot more wrong with him then just his eye.

LOL, and therein lies the intended humor that was to be found by reading between the lines.

[forest beekeeper]

Originally Posted by mainebrokerman

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a good woman is like a good steak, you need some marbling to make it good.

prime.... the highest grade of all, has plenty of marbling

But then again some folks prefer lean meat, less marbling.

[mainebrokerman]

Originally Posted by forest beekeeper

But then again some folks prefer lean meat, less marbling.

yes, thats true, but usually the leaner it is, the tougher it is,,,although, there's an old meatcutter saying.... "the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat"