Hunting season is here and so is peta (Crystal: condo, car)

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by Elcarim

So I'm assuming you have the animals processed and eat them. Don't laugh! Some people just hunt for sport and for racks to hang on the wall so they can brag about them. My brother-in-law does. He sells the bodies to other people who go to the expense of having them processed to put in the freezer.

Dh has only been hunting once in his life, though all the men in his family are avid hunters. He didn't enjoy it at the time and never went back. He may feel differently in Maine where it's more enjoyable to be outdoors. He may also feel differently if we go into recession and need to be even more frugal and self-sufficient.

I can't imagine what moose would taste like - and don't say chicken!

when we shoot some thing we bring it home and hang it up let it hang for a day or so depending on how cold it is.if its cool out cpl days if its worm out just over night.then we cut it up and put it in the freezer.all the years i have hunted i have never found the urge to have a deer head mounted and hung on the wall i just take a pic and thats good enough for me.hunting is a funny thing eather you like it or you dont.moose is good eating i think you would like it.

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by broadbill

sounds like you were going too fast...maybe you should slow down where you know there are deer or moose?

well what do ya do when grandma gets run over by a raindeer is she walking to fast.

[AlisonL]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

well what do ya do when grandma gets run over by a raindeer is she walking to fast.

Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[forest beekeeper]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

well what do ya do when grandma gets run over by a raindeer is she walking to fast.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her medication,
and she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa.
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table.
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Sing it Grandpa)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

[Maine Writer]

Originally Posted by RANGER.101ST

well what do ya do when grandma gets run over by a raindeer is she walking to fast.

She should have stayed out of the eggnog!

[mollysmiles]

all her fault.... ayuh....

[deerislesmile]

Originally Posted by Maine Writer

She should have stayed out of the eggnog!

I bet it was really Allen's Coffee Brandy...

[Elcarim]

Originally Posted by deerislesmile

I bet it was really Allen's Coffee Brandy...

I bet you're right! Can I buy that down here? I've never looked so I've never seen it.

[forest beekeeper]

Originally Posted by mollysmiles

all her fault.... ayuh....

They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

[Maine Writer]

Originally Posted by deerislesmile

I bet it was really Allen's Coffee Brandy...

I've never had eggnog with Allen's but it's wicked good with kahlua!