Hunting season is here and so is peta (stations, medical)

[AliceT]

I might have to start a charter one W.V.H.A.P.P.I. Come to think of it, I might have a new product line with national appeal here

[tcrackly]

I hunt...can't say i truly enjoy the killing part. the search and chase is most of the fun. But I wonder, do PETA people feel anything about all those living veggies in their salad? Some brave spinach plant won't live to set seed because he was cut off at the knee and smothered in ranch dressing. It's just a smaller version of some stately tree. Maybe they should only eat nuts and berries...dropped leaves.

[starwalker]

Originally Posted by Maine Writer

My 11 year old niece shot a 759 pound bull this morning.

WOW... I'm impressed! How much meat do you get out of a moose that large? Any pix? (not for the forum, but I'd love to see one, personally... of the proud hunter and her moose.)

[dmyankee]

Originally Posted by starwalker

WOW... I'm impressed! How much meat do you get out of a moose that large? Any pix? (not for the forum, but I'd love to see one, personally... of the proud hunter and her moose.)

Properly dressed and including burger...400 or more.

Mmmmmm...Mooseburger!

[mainebrokerman]

Originally Posted by Maine Writer

My 11 year old niece shot a 759 pound bull this morning.

congrats to her!!!!

i saw an 800lb bull moose up in greenville today(on the back of a trailer)

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by tcrackly

I hunt...can't say i truly enjoy the killing part. the search and chase is most of the fun. But I wonder, do PETA people feel anything about all those living veggies in their salad? Some brave spinach plant won't live to set seed because he was cut off at the knee and smothered in ranch dressing. It's just a smaller version of some stately tree. Maybe they should only eat nuts and berries...dropped leaves.

when it comes to the veggies i will have to refer you to forestbeekeeper thats his department when you contact him just say carrot juice is murder.its a code he will say just give peas a chance,once you hear that your good to go.

[forest beekeeper]

Listen up brothers and sisters,
come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature,
trapped in the dirt like a jail.


Vegetables live in oppression,
served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.


Salads are only for murderers,
coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings,
just cause a radish can't scream.


Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)


I saw a man eating celery,
so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again,
I'll bite him clean in two.


I'm a political prisoner,
trapped in a windowless cage.
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
by killing five men in a rage I told the judge when he sentenced me,
This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower


Chorus

How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans,
uncage your tomatoes Let potted plants free,
don't mash that potato!


I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream) Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stirfry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gourmet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.....

By the Arrogant Worms

[tcrackly]

Bravo! lol. Priceless.

[RANGER.101ST]

Originally Posted by AliceT

I might have to start a charter one W.V.H.A.P.P.I. Come to think of it, I might have a new product line with national appeal here

it will be nation wide befor you no it.

[CatherineFrances]

Good song. Thank you.

Catherine