Maine's Off Topic Thread- Part 6 (Norway, Calais: radio, parlor, road)

[wabanaki]

yep, that how i use this forum. I am not in Maine yet, spend too much time here and very few posts.

Originally Posted by maureenb

Skulker, lurker - me by some definition & not at all by others. I like to listen. Thank you all for keeping the conversation going. I love to hear about what's going on in your lives in neighboring ME counties. And by turn, you make me smile; you make me cry; you make me think; you inspire me; you encourage me; you teach me.

It's easier for me to express myself by baking pies than by shackling words together. Let me know what kind of pie you like, and I'll send you a virtual slice.

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Originally Posted by maureenb

Skulker, lurker - me by some definition & not at all by others. I like to listen. Thank you all for keeping the conversation going. I love to hear about what's going on in your lives in neighboring ME counties. And by turn, you make me smile; you make me cry; you make me think; you inspire me; you encourage me; you teach me.

It's easier for me to express myself by baking pies than by shackling words together. Let me know what kind of pie you like, and I'll send you a virtual slice.

Good points - hadn't thought about that. At any rate, how about Chocolate Cream?

[RMoore007]

Originally Posted by maureenb

Skulker, lurker - me by some definition & not at all by others. I like to listen. Thank you all for keeping the conversation going. I love to hear about what's going on in your lives in neighboring ME counties. And by turn, you make me smile; you make me cry; you make me think; you inspire me; you encourage me; you teach me.

It's easier for me to express myself by baking pies than by shackling words together. Let me know what kind of pie you like, and I'll send you a virtual slice.

Here you go maureenb..........

[Maine Writer]

Originally Posted by maureenb

It's easier for me to express myself by baking pies than by shackling words together. Let me know what kind of pie you like, and I'll send you a virtual slice.

How about mashed potatoes and peas?

[Mike Mc]

Very ,very off topic, here is the Christmas song, with my own commentary.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
(Yeah, when's the last time you saw that)
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
(OWW! Dammit Jack, that HURT!)
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
(Loud and flat, like my ex)
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.
(Inuit, you racist bastard)

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
(You stuffed the turkey with MISTLETOE!?! Hello, Poison Control?)
Help to make the season bright.
(Or rum and eggnog. Speaking of which...)
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
(THAT'S where all the rum went!)
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
("YAWP""Let that be a lesson , Junior")

They know that Santa is on his way;
(Yeeeaaaahhh, right)
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh.
(More likely his Mastercard)
And every mother's child is going to spy,
(sneaky little rugrats)
To see if reindeer really know how to fly.
(Reindeer? Them's good eatin'!!)

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
(Simple? You been singing ten minutes!)
To kids from one to ninety-two,
(Who you callin' a kid, punk?)
Although its been said many times, many ways,
( way, Way,WAY too many times)

Merry Christmas,

Merry Christmas to you

Yes, I am feeling particularly curmudgeonly today...

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Now that's funny stuff IMHO...

Judging by the stores last week, I'd say it's more like "Merry Halloween."

[msina]

Pie? Did someone say PIE!!! Strawberry Rhubarb please.

[retiredtinbender]

How about apple and blackberry? A little (real) whipped cream? Dang! I need to start cooking again.

[RMoore007]

Hey. You know that woxyroxme guy (hehe). Well I've got one better. Just call me woxoroxme.



I went by this radio station in Rangeley today.

[spose]

Do you mean on your way to/from Rangeley? Just curious, and maybe I'm wrong, but this doesn't look at ALL like Rangeley to me.