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Many centuries ago there was a place most people in America have only vaguely heard of. This place was named Britain. Many things in Britain have not changed since that time long ago. In Britain, they still have a eugenics program which dictates that certain people have bloodlines which make them royal and somehow special. Because of their special bloodlines, they are privileged to have enormous sums of money for no other reason than because they're pedigrees - like dogs.

As we were...

Thomas walked down the street, hands in his pockets, concentrating on the pavement ahead of him. A simple aluminum can lie still on its side waiting for Thomas. “Klack, klack, klack,” the can rolled down an alley. Thomas used his amusement to follow the can and silently approached again as if stalking his prey, “klack, klack, klack.” The can ricocheted off a piece of plywood protruding from the rubbish mounds along the side of the alley. This time, Thomas would have to make an effort and deviate...

Betsy Lawler found herself in quite the quandary while cooking dinner for her family of five on Monday evening. In what appears to be an obvious case of contamination from the factory; a sailor hat, a bulging piece of a man's forearm with an anchor tattoo, and a pipe were found in her can of spinach.

"I was shocked and horrified at first," said Lawler. "There I was just hoping to fix a nice dinner for my family and I gasped in horror when I poured the contents of the...

I've been to two, count 'em, two churches that looking back on it I would consider to be evangelistic. These were, I should add, two separate occasions with one visit to each church - not much in the way of experience... In both cases I was dating girls in high school that attended said churches and I was coaxed into going due to a failure of my personality in my teenage years to say "No" to something, especially if that something wore a skirt and had breasts.

In both cases...

Despite some fine craftsmanship on behalf of the folks at places like the Centers for Disease Control and the World Health Organization in providing what is thought to be a most effective flu vaccine this year, it appears that all their efforts may not be enough.

God announced early Tuesday morning that he would be making some last minute changes to the prevalent influenza virus in circulation to make the vaccine which prevents it practically useless.

While the majority...