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HarleyGuyOC

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About Me

  • About HarleyGuyOC
    Biography
    Born somewhere, I eventually moved somewhere else. I wax my nose hairs. What more you wanna know?
    Location
    Deep Inside Goldman Sachs' Sphincter
    Previous locations
    Deep Inside George W Bush's Sphincter (twice!)
    Interests
    Overthrowing rogue governments that refuse to abide by U.S. Constitutional rule of law & pottery
    Occupation
    Occupyer
    Education
    very
    Marital/Relationship status
    Not answered
    Favorite Music
    "Classics of the Didgeridoo", Vols 1-57 & "Kazoos Gone Wild"
    Favorite Books
    the ones made with paper that burns more easily
    Favorite Movies
    "I was a Teenage Vampire Squid on the Face of Humanity" featuring Lloyd Blankfein & Jamie Dimon
    Favorite TV Shows
    "Cooking the Books with Jon Corzine", Seasons 1-75. Jon makes the BEST Commingled Scallops EVER!
    Name
    Giovanni Pastrami Wittapizza
    Birthplace
    Ulan Bator, Ireland
    Heritage
    Grandma left some earrings, but the pawnshop guy said that they weren't even real gold. Cheap bit..
    Ethnicity
    Afro-Andalusian Seminole (with some Mongolian on mom's side ..she got around that one!)
    Children
    all bastards, the lot of them
    Height
    9' 3.5"
    Weight
    1,273 troy lbs.
    Body type
    2 door hardtop
    Hair color
    flesh
    Eye color
    white with spotty red veining
    Heroes
    yes!, two to go and a large order of onion rings please
    Sexual orientation
    north by northwest, but willing to visit other cardinal points
    Religion/Worldview
    God told me not to answer this one until the earth explodes in a huge fireball, because He loves me.
    Pets
    For food purposes only, and NO I DON'T know where your dog is
    Any additional information
    People tell me that I tend to be evasive, mysterious & secretive. I know! "What idiots", huh?

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  • Last Activity: 08-20-2012 01:33 PM
  • Join Date: 04-24-2012
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