warning. don't take this too seriously (Memphis, Bartlett: crime, homes, neighborhoods)

[ptrwinn]

It's just a joke but funny.

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[fittoac]

Haha! That was pretty good. The part about Herenton cracked me up.

[ColliervilleMom]

That is hysterical!! We should add this to the "sticky map of neighborhoods";

'Hoods

Downtown (A lovely, clean and crime-free area famous for it's entertainment)
North Memphis (the most violent part of Memphis, comparable to Baghdad. Real killers and gangsters reside here)
Dirty Dova ( or cordova- "surburb" of memphis but soon to become a crime filled hood)
Hickory Hood (heart of east memphis)
Orange Mound (a harsh hood in south memphis, they known to carry choppers)
Funky Town (south memphis)
South Memphis (second hardest, dangerous, hood and violent part of Memphis)
Whitehaven (a hood north south memphis closest to mississippi)
Blackhaven (another name for whitehaven AKA BHZ "BLACK HAVEN ZONE"}
Mexicanhaven (Eastern expansion of Nutbush)
Hookerhaven (South of Downtown, north of South Memphis)
East Memphis (a good neighborhood gone bad)
Binghampton (a hood in north memphis, 6 people were murdered execution style.)
Germantown (Where rich white folks prosper and da police are deep)
Bartlett (suburb of memphis where police is hot at)
Arlington (country part of memphis)
Lakeland (u dont wanna go here it's boring)
Covington
West Wood (one of the most violent partrs of south memphis)
Lake View Garden
Walker Homes (a nother part of west wood)
Dixie Homes (a tore down part of north memphis)
Double Tree Villigde
River Side (a part of south memphis)
Raliegh (Once a quiet suburb, now a part of north memphis)
Collierville (Should be kicked out of Shelby County)
Midtown (Home to 98.3% of the gay and Asian populations)
Nutbush (Hotspot of medical research full of the mexicans)
Pallet town
Vermillon city
Frayser (once a country suburb of Memphis, now a part of crime ridden North Memphis)

[glass_of_merlot]

Sounds right to me