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Old 12-08-2008, 04:55 PM
 
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Default Mexican Spanglish words (funny)

Mexican words of the day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:48 AM
 
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Somebody stole Pepito's cheese, but before they got away, Pepito saw them and shouted, "Nacho cheese! Nacho cheese!"
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:41 AM
 
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LOL! Thanks.

I don't get the Bishop line though.
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:19 AM
 
Location: AZ
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LOL! Thanks.

I don't get the Bishop line though.
So I had to pick the b**** up


Funny though! My favorite is the July one!
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Old 11-08-2009, 05:26 PM
 
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funny stuff, where do u find these sayings?
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:08 AM
 
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LOL! Thanks.

I don't get the Bishop line though.

That's the best one.
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Old 12-25-2009, 07:36 PM
 
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mexican word of the day: InterfaceI was talkin to him last night main, and my friend says why donchu pull out and put it interface
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:18 PM
 
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bishop mean ***** UP
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:19 PM
 
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bishop mean b i t c h up
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Old 09-23-2010, 10:54 AM
 
Location: Los Angeles
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These are really funny. Kudos. I also love the "fren" thing. LMAO
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