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12-08-2008, 05:55 PM
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Mexican Spanglish words (funny)
Mexican words of the day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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12-09-2008, 02:48 AM
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Somebody stole Pepito's cheese, but before they got away, Pepito saw them and shouted, "Nacho cheese! Nacho cheese!"
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12-09-2008, 06:41 AM
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LOL! Thanks.
I don't get the Bishop line though.
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12-09-2008, 08:19 AM
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Location: Reality: Duluth, MN - In my heart: Phoenix, AZ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Neutre
LOL! Thanks.
I don't get the Bishop line though.
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So I had to pick the b**** up 
Funny though! My favorite is the July one! |
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11-08-2009, 06:26 PM
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funny stuff, where do u find these sayings?
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11-12-2009, 12:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Neutre
LOL! Thanks.
I don't get the Bishop line though.
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 That's the best one. |
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12-25-2009, 08:36 PM
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mexican word of the day: InterfaceI was talkin to him last night main, and my friend says why donchu pull out and put it interface
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