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Old 05-11-2011, 04:41 AM
 
Location: Delray Beach
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Pornography is now the new cash crop in south Florida. Its popularity has grown so much at the tip of the sunshine state, that it is starting to rival the industry of its sister porn city of Los Angeles. Many Miami porn executives even argue that it has surpassed LA, claiming that to film pornography in LA is “so passé”.

MIAMI PORN: WHERE EVERYONE

Recent 2010 census surveys and tax documentation has uncovered that most everyone living in Miami is now somehow affiliated with the porn industry. School teachers, librarians, doctors, pizza delivery boys and even 7-11 attendants are involved in the industry. Don’t you always wonder how they are able to film these things in libraries, doctor’s offices and the occasional convenience store? It’s because everyone is in on it. They all want a piece of the pie.

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Which 7-11's are they talking about? I'm out of milk and bread.
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Old 05-11-2011, 12:48 PM
 
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yes everybody is in on porn in Miami! You're quite amusing! By the way everything on Jerry Springer is real also!
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Old 05-11-2011, 02:11 PM
 
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Pornography is now the new cash crop in south Florida. Its popularity has grown so much at the tip of the sunshine state, that it is starting to rival the industry of its sister porn city of Los Angeles. Many Miami porn executives even argue that it has surpassed LA, claiming that to film pornography in LA is “so passé”.

MIAMI PORN: WHERE EVERYONE

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I take it that the linked publication is a satire rag like The Onion.

Miami has got nothing on Los Angeles and I am NOT making this up. This is a TRUE story as printed in the LA Times.

Two parking/traffic enforcement officers employed by the City of LA recently participated in a PORN FILM while ON DUTY and IN UNIFORM.

L.A. investigating porn shoot allegedly involving on-duty traffic officers | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times

Yet, that doesn't mean the whole city is on the take with the porn business nor does it make me want to move somewhere else.
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Old 05-11-2011, 07:07 PM
 
Location: Miami
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I came into this thread because I saw erection in the title.
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Old 05-11-2011, 07:11 PM
 
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I came into this thread because I saw erection in the title.
I hope this pun wasn't intended.
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:43 AM
 
Location: Delray Beach
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Some of you guys take this forum, this city, me and yourselves entirely too seriously.

This post sat out there all day and nobody found any humor in it?

How about;

Ladies night at 7-11, free wieners BYOB (bring you own buns).

Slurpee job. Apply within.

Porn in Miami is so popular even the car washes use Post-i-vacs.

Publix coupons in Miami come in plain brown wrappers.

Procreation is taught in the public schools during show and tell.

There's a wealth of information in that article to laugh about, lighten up guys...gee.

What even brought this to my attention was something I heard on the TV news. They said the same thing, Porn in Miami is a huge business and getting bigger. (must be the Extenz).

If you want to get all serious about this, then fine, just trying to keep it light around here and that's why this post.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:39 AM
 
Location: Heartland Florida
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I found the humor in this and mentioned it before it was eliminated.
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Old 05-12-2011, 01:46 PM
 
Location: Miami
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I thought more people would have lol'ed at my post. Intentional pun was intentional.
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Old 05-13-2011, 05:23 PM
 
Location: Dallas
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Pornography is now the new cash crop in south Florida. I...
Yup, Miami is the horniest city I've ever been to. That's why I love it.

Only issue I take with the above statement is that experience is that the word "new" can be deleted.

OBTW, Miami making the Weekly World News - that's too cool - now we're really in the big time!
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Old 05-13-2011, 05:50 PM
 
Location: Chilly, Dry San Diego
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I want to get a job with the Weekly World News! I don't know if their headquarters are still in South Florida or not. I knew about that Flagler Monument Island thing way before I saw the Weekly World News article on it. Lol! It probably wouldn't have even been a big deal If it weren't for the close proximity to the Henry Flagler Monument. I think they equate it to someone having a public shag on his gravestone! It's not so much a shagging in the city park issue as much as it is an issue of the desecration of a city founder's monument. Silly humans!!!
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