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Old 09-12-2012, 04:55 PM
 
Location: Atlanta & NYC
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Bahahahaha epic thread.
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:08 AM
 
Location: Dallas
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Actually it's good! There are so many surplus babes in Miami even I had chicks! And i'm REAL ugly! :-D

All ya gotta do is work 3 days a week, don't be a total d-bag, don't be a cannibal, and the chicks will think yer an Epic Urban Hero! :-D

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Old 09-13-2012, 04:14 AM
 
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Just curious, because you hear Miami is solely for the beautiful people. How would a skinny, tall ugly man be received? Would I get stared at a lot or made fun of? Would people point and stare at my unsymmetrical face and will women laugh at me? Should I scratch Miami off my places to visit as I read about a certain disdain for ugly single people.

Thanks.

Mr. Uglyman.
First we have to certify that you are truly ugly before we let you in our utopia. Please submit your application and photo to the Department of Beauty.
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:12 AM
 
Location: miami, fla. enjoying the relative cool, for now ;)
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Funny thread..... There're more ugly and fat people in Miami than beautifu people.

Where do people get from that Miami is full of goddesses and stallions?
probably because they have seen me and my family
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:47 AM
 
Location: Miami
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I will admit that if you go out and you look at the girls (brickell, coconut grove), you think "omg, it would suck to be an ugly girl and going out here"...there are ALOT of hot young girls in this city, like ridiculous amounts!

When it comes to a man, as long as your wallet and your penis are good, you'll do just fine lol (i'm exagerating a bit but its true for the most part).
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:23 PM
 
Location: Eastern Time
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IS it me or like 80% of women in Miami look alike? like sisters? The brown hair, light brown complexion, not so long face, chubby arms (even when skinny) and white shorts...
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:36 PM
 
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Just show the women the Benjamin Franklins and you will look like Rock Hudson to them
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:59 PM
 
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Bring lots of money and suddenly youre beautiful
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Old 09-14-2012, 06:56 AM
 
Location: South Florida
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I find it hard to believe that you are 50, or that you are "invisible."
Please! Once a girl hits 40 down here, unless she has enough cash to be a sugar momma.. she's invisible!.. I haven't been "seen" in years
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Old 09-14-2012, 07:00 AM
 
Location: Sunny Florida
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You'll be fine in Miami - just make sure you speak Spanish.
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