Michigan the place to be (Royal Oak: jobs, health care, home)

[wonderkind]

I have read all the neg. posts here and from my view, Michigan is doing fine.
If you are not working it is your fault. There are many good jobs here.
People are just lazy.
If you would just take advantage of all the work that is out there you would be fine.
The auto industry is poised for a big come back and will hire many of its laied off workers back soon.
Our economy is doing fine, all we need is lower taxes, less welfare, no health care. If you do not have it get off your butt and go to work.
Capitolisim is the answer to all that is wrong with this country.
If we just bring back prayer to schools and get rid of abortion god would return to bring us back to greatness.
Building is doing fine in michigan, we just need to weed out the speculative builders, If you invest in a home in michigan your return will double in 4 years.
The stock market can not deliver that kind or return.
If you go to school and just get a degree you will have any job you want.
So quit bitching and get out there and go to work.

[Bydand]

Troll reincarnated.

[wonderkind]

Arggggg, direct hit to the heart.
Your aptitude for debae is overwhelming, I humbly give homage to your vocabulary, I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.
I should have never tried to debate with a wit of this caliber.
I implore others to look to you in these troubled times.

[tcb]

HAHA, This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while...

Today must be opposite day or something.

[baystater]

Originally Posted by Bydand

Troll reincarnated.

Michigan Troll Orcs / Trolls
Common Name: Michigan Troll | Uncle Fester
Scientific Name: Festerus adamsi
Geographical Range: Greater Royal Oak
Age: 530
Description: Balding and suffering from the mange, the Michigan Troll, or "Uncle Fester," is a pudgy, snorting, impish buffoon.

Standing at slightly more than 4 feet tall, trolls appear slow and dimwitted, and of course, they are. Simple objects, particularly shiny ones, attract their attention for hours on end.

Trolls also smell rather foul. Extremely foul actually. Rather like the odor of a stagnant pond that several large turtles have died in, mixed with vinegar, sulfur and moldy beer.

Habits: Once a popular sitcom character on The Adams Family, Uncle Fester is now a lonely, dejected troll who wanders the streets of Royal Oak on full moons. Daylight is not an option for this nocturnal beast. The light of the sun would quickly melt him into a lump of wax. We have suspected that he may have accidentally set foot into daylight on a number of occasions judging by his molten visage.

[michiganbob]

Originally Posted by wonderkind

I have read all the neg. posts here and from my view, Michigan is doing fine.
If you are not working it is your fault. There are many good jobs here.
People are just lazy.
If you would just take advantage of all the work that is out there you would be fine.
The auto industry is poised for a big come back and will hire many of its laied off workers back soon.
Our economy is doing fine, all we need is lower taxes, less welfare, no health care. If you do not have it get off your butt and go to work.
Capitolisim is the answer to all that is wrong with this country.
If we just bring back prayer to schools and get rid of abortion god would return to bring us back to greatness.
Building is doing fine in michigan, we just need to weed out the speculative builders, If you invest in a home in michigan your return will double in 4 years.
The stock market can not deliver that kind or return.
If you go to school and just get a degree you will have any job you want.
So quit bitching and get out there and go to work.

Ah, come on, tell us what you REALLY think!

[bryan61]

Trolls live below the bridge

[bryan61]

[Bydand]

Originally Posted by baystater

Michigan Troll Orcs / Trolls
Common Name: Michigan Troll | Uncle Fester
Scientific Name: Festerus adamsi
Geographical Range: Greater Royal Oak
Age: 530
Description: Balding and suffering from the mange, the Michigan Troll, or "Uncle Fester," is a pudgy, snorting, impish buffoon.

Standing at slightly more than 4 feet tall, trolls appear slow and dimwitted, and of course, they are. Simple objects, particularly shiny ones, attract their attention for hours on end.

Trolls also smell rather foul. Extremely foul actually. Rather like the odor of a stagnant pond that several large turtles have died in, mixed with vinegar, sulfur and moldy beer.

Habits: Once a popular sitcom character on The Adams Family, Uncle Fester is now a lonely, dejected troll who wanders the streets of Royal Oak on full moons. Daylight is not an option for this nocturnal beast. The light of the sun would quickly melt him into a lump of wax. We have suspected that he may have accidentally set foot into daylight on a number of occasions judging by his molten visage.

Oh, I do NOT even want to know where you got that photo.

[magellan]

I reported this thread and wonderkind to the mods, but apparently they have given up on us. Oh the humanity!!!

Thanks for the laugh wonderbread.