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03-27-2009, 06:15 AM
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Saginaw , Michigan makes the news on MSNBC
This morning I wake up and watch Morning Joe. I 'm not living in Michigan and I hear then say they have this story from Thomas Township right outside Saginaw. I 'm from Saginaw so I get excited to hear what this story is. A man was at a self serve car wash and was arrested having sex with a vacumm. He is now in the Saginaw County Jail. They were laughing so hard . They shoed flim of the car wash and explained what he was doinh with the hose. It was funny but not the story I expected
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03-27-2009, 06:19 AM
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I guess all the hookers have moved to where the johns have money and can pay for services rendered.
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03-27-2009, 06:20 AM
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In these tough times for Michigan its a cheap date.
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03-27-2009, 09:53 AM
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Does a home vacuum work the same?....just askin..
Sounds as bad as the dude who got his finger caught in his gas tank yesterday for like 3 hours at a gas staion around here somewhere.
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03-27-2009, 10:23 AM
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Oh man, it even made the international press. What I want to know was the guy at least in his car, or was he outside of his car? What a perv.
saginaw man sex with car wash - Google News
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03-27-2009, 12:16 PM
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Those are some powerful vacuums. I bet he couldn't pull out until the thing shut off.
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03-27-2009, 01:03 PM
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KIDS! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!! I've read that this can be extremely dangerous. I once read something written by an ER nurse about a boy who came in after using a vacuum cleaner on himself, with gruesome results. Suffice it to say he was rendered permanently impotent. So in case any of you younger readers out there get any dumb ideas from this, just remember: Date Miss Michigan if you must, but don't date Mr. Hoover.
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03-27-2009, 01:34 PM
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This did start my day laughing. I then held my breath that I never knew this person. Yes I think he was in his car. All I know is Morning Joe loved this story
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03-27-2009, 07:34 PM
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Just think of what the other guys in jail will say......
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03-27-2009, 09:37 PM
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Imagine....from here on out, the guys life is over. He will only be known as the guy who had sex with a carwash vacuum. Everywhere he goes, people will point an laugh. The only possible thing he could do now is maybe doing a commercial for a vacuum cleaner company.
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