[MI-IRISH]

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2—6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

[Bydand]

Love it. If it wasn't so true it would be funny, as it is it is just sad to think about.

[Wingfoot]

Compared to GM , Chrysler .big banks AND MANY other corporations , the US government is the very model of efficiency and good management.

[1eyedjack]

Originally Posted by MI-IRISH

kind of says it all

Agreed, good one!

Originally Posted by Wingfoot

Compared to GM , Chrysler .big banks AND MANY other corporations , the US government is the very model of efficiency and good management.

won't respond to this

[michigan83]

Compared to GM , Chrysler .big banks AND MANY other corporations , the US government is the very model of efficiency and good management.

This is why we're screwed. This guy can vote.

[Wingfoot]

Originally Posted by michigan83

This is why we're screwed. This guy can vote.

Your'e screwed because YOU voted.

[MI-IRISH]

Originally Posted by michigan83

This is why we're screwed. This guy can vote.

does not matter who votes,we still keep getting the same idiots,year after year,election after election

[michigan83]

does not matter who votes,we still keep getting the same idiots,year after year,election after election

Yeah, that's real truth. Both parties screw it up, they just get style points in different areas. It's depressing. I should just ignore it all.

[Wingfoot]

Originally Posted by michigan83

Yeah, that's real truth. Both parties screw it up, they just get style points in different areas. It's depressing. I should just ignore it all.

True in many ways,, no one not throughly vetted by Wall Street will ever be US President.

Also true that ,worldwide, with sole exception of Saudi Arabia , the Republicans are loathed and recognized as a party of hate, and it's not to our advantage to be despised by entire world.

[Sparrow_temp]

I'd rather the whole world hate and fear us rather than seeing our head of state on a world wide apology tour and blaming America for all of the world's problems. The world only likes us when we are weak and submissive. And even if they like us -- they won't respect us or help us when asked.

Originally Posted by Wingfoot

Also true that ,worldwide, with sole exception of Saudi Arabia , the Republicans are loathed and recognized as a party of hate, and it's not to our advantage to be despised by entire world.