Welcome to City-Data.com Forum!
U.S. CitiesCity-Data Forum Index
Go Back   City-Data Forum > U.S. Forums > Michigan
 [Register]
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
View detailed profile (Advanced) or search
site with Google Custom Search

Search Forums  (Advanced)
Reply Start New Thread
 
Old 12-16-2009, 12:13 PM
 
1,433 posts, read 2,982,276 times
Reputation: 889

Advertisements

Adopt-a-Highway signs mentioning 'available' next to 'Beware of Bears' signs and they wonder why no one is volunteering.

A PPO is a court decree and not a type of health insurance plan.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message

 
Old 12-17-2009, 09:34 AM
 
Location: Limbo
413 posts, read 938,089 times
Reputation: 234
Quote:
Originally Posted by mkfarnam View Post
3. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.
I didn't know there were Dairy Queens that were open year 'round!
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-17-2009, 10:10 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
13,387 posts, read 19,428,052 times
Reputation: 4611
Quote:
Originally Posted by Newtgirl View Post
I didn't know there were Dairy Queens that were open year 'round!
Sure there are................ in California.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-17-2009, 10:16 AM
 
Location: Northwest Lower Michigan
271 posts, read 664,881 times
Reputation: 79
Petoskey's was till they closed it down.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-17-2009, 10:48 AM
 
55 posts, read 101,042 times
Reputation: 21
The last thing a passenger in a car hears anywhere else in the country right before they go in a ditch is......" Oh Shhh------it"
The last thing a passenger in a car in Michigan hears before they go in a ditch is "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-17-2009, 10:50 AM
 
55 posts, read 101,042 times
Reputation: 21
True story.
I was driving West out of Grand marias and I spotted an elderly gentleman raking his leaves in his front yard.I pulled over and asked him " How far is it to Munising"
He replied " Oh.....bout five,six beers eh? "
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-17-2009, 10:51 AM
 
55 posts, read 101,042 times
Reputation: 21
Three older men were taking there morning walk in mid Michigan when a conversation started:

first man "boy it's windy"
second man " no it's not It's Thursday"
third man " me too,lets go get a beer."
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-17-2009, 11:16 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
13,387 posts, read 19,428,052 times
Reputation: 4611
You can bet your in Michigan when:

Firewood is measured by the "CORD" and not by the "RICK"

and the people don't even know what a "RICK" is.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-17-2009, 11:26 AM
 
Location: NW Michigan
265 posts, read 801,498 times
Reputation: 412
Quote:
Originally Posted by mkfarnam View Post
Part1
Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan?
Or Minnesota, Canada, Maine etc. 1000-to-1 these lists don't come from him at all.
You Might Live in Minnesota if....J.Foxworthy - Horsetopia Forum
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 
Old 12-17-2009, 03:25 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
13,387 posts, read 19,428,052 times
Reputation: 4611
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wulf67 View Post
Or Minnesota, Canada, Maine etc. 1000-to-1 these lists don't come from him at all.
You Might Live in Minnesota if....J.Foxworthy - Horsetopia Forum
Sorry there's no signature..........

but who cares?

A friend in Michigan e-mailed it to me..so I posted it.
Does Michigan have a law against that?
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.

Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.


Reply
Please update this thread with any new information or opinions. This open thread is still read by thousands of people, so we encourage all additional points of view.

Quick Reply
Message:


Settings
X
Data:
Loading data...
Based on 2000-2020 data
Loading data...

123
Hide US histogram


Over $104,000 in prizes was already given out to active posters on our forum and additional giveaways are planned!

Go Back   City-Data Forum > U.S. Forums > Michigan

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:14 AM.

© 2005-2024, Advameg, Inc. · Please obey Forum Rules · Terms of Use and Privacy Policy · Bug Bounty

City-Data.com - Contact Us - Archive 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37 - Top