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Old 03-12-2009, 05:42 PM
 
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-" he got to strip search female soldiers for traffic stops"--------

He does have quite the imagination.

 
Old 03-13-2009, 07:21 AM
 
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Yeah, they called me back in during the Tet offensive since I'd gotten 3 Congressional Medals of Honor in Korea (one posthumously) and they needed my experience and figured the war would go badly if I didn't lend a hand. I told them I wouldn't need help since I ran a team of Mafia hitmen between wars and help would just slow me down. So I finished up tutoring Chuck Norris on how to defend himself and agreed to lend a hand. My ops base was a hooch in a back alley in Hanoi and if it wasn’t for those meddlesome drycleaners up front in the building, we’d have gotten old Uncle Ho himself. “We missed him by that much”! So for years after that I trained Seals and Delta Force on methods of assassination and financial matters. I’d show you all my medals but the president himself had my entire jacket sealed because he got wind of a Congolese plot on my life, so you’ll just have to trust me.
 
Old 03-13-2009, 08:10 AM
 
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Yeah, they called me back in during the Tet offensive since I'd gotten 3 Congressional Medals of Honor in Korea (one posthumously) and they needed my experience and figured the war would go badly if I didn't lend a hand. I told them I wouldn't need help since I ran a team of Mafia hitmen between wars and help would just slow me down. So I finished up tutoring Chuck Norris on how to defend himself and agreed to lend a hand. My ops base was a hooch in a back alley in Hanoi and if it wasn’t for those meddlesome drycleaners up front in the building, we’d have gotten old Uncle Ho himself. “We missed him by that much”! So for years after that I trained Seals and Delta Force on methods of assassination and financial matters. I’d show you all my medals but the president himself had my entire jacket sealed because he got wind of a Congolese plot on my life, so you’ll just have to trust me.

I trust you 110%
 
Old 03-13-2009, 12:19 PM
 
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Yeah, they called me back in during the Tet offensive since I'd gotten 3 Congressional Medals of Honor in Korea (one posthumously) and they needed my experience and figured the war would go badly if I didn't lend a hand. I told them I wouldn't need help since I ran a team of Mafia hitmen between wars and help would just slow me down. So I finished up tutoring Chuck Norris on how to defend himself and agreed to lend a hand. My ops base was a hooch in a back alley in Hanoi and if it wasn’t for those meddlesome drycleaners up front in the building, we’d have gotten old Uncle Ho himself. “We missed him by that much”! So for years after that I trained Seals and Delta Force on methods of assassination and financial matters. I’d show you all my medals but the president himself had my entire jacket sealed because he got wind of a Congolese plot on my life, so you’ll just have to trust me.
Whew...good thing ya didn't spill the beans about the time you worked for Air America...
 
Old 03-13-2009, 01:03 PM
 
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Whew...good thing ya didn't spill the beans about the time you worked for Air America...
Well, it's strictly on a need to know basis, National security, you understand.
 
Old 03-13-2009, 02:28 PM
 
Location: San Francisco, California
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I met a guy with a USMC globe & anchor tattoo on his shoulder and he was never in the service
 
Old 03-17-2009, 12:09 AM
 
Location: vagabond
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I met a guy with a USMC globe & anchor tattoo on his shoulder and he was never in the service
oh yeah. i loved seeing the idiots that went into boot camp already having a moto tat. they were favorite targets of the di's.

then there was the guy that went into usmc boot camp with me wearing a us army tee shirt. that was hilarious...
 
Old 03-17-2009, 12:17 AM
 
Location: cape girardeau
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Yeah, I love to hear the Army and Marine spec ops fakes, such a dime a dozen. To really catch a liar ask for a copy of a DD-214 and watch the lies become even funnier.
 
Old 03-17-2009, 05:19 AM
 
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Well, because foreign operatives were close on my tail, they restricted access to my DD-214 so it wouldn't be compromised and blow my cover
 
Old 03-17-2009, 10:30 AM
 
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I met a guy with a USMC globe & anchor tattoo on his shoulder and he was never in the service
Maybe the dude was FORCIBLY tattoed by a Marine...
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