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Old 04-03-2010, 03:47 PM
 
Location: Where there is too much snow!
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Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet = US ARMY
US ARMY in reverse,

Your Momma Really Ain't So Ugly
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:09 PM
 
Location: Earth
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Yeah, but I heard that the Navy only has Marines onboard big ships so the sailors will have someone to dance with.
Here's a few more I've heard....

U.S.M.C.:

U Suckers Missed Christmas

Marines:

My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential Sir

Monkeys Are Ready If No one Else Signs
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Old 04-03-2010, 10:01 PM
 
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When I was at NAS, there was a saying about the great job guarding the main gate the Marine gate guards did---------" never had a main gate stolen "
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Old 04-05-2010, 02:25 PM
 
Location: Pirkanmaa, Finland
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How about...

Birth Control Glasses or BCGs: those ugly standard issue plastic frames
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Old 04-05-2010, 06:04 PM
 
Location: Where there is too much snow!
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How about...

Birth Control Glasses or BCGs: those ugly standard issue plastic frames

Never got a girl pregnant, did you? LOL
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:27 PM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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Toasting Nelson's Blood [said to the flotsam in any home-made liquor being drank after months at sea]

Poopy-Suits [Black coveralls without insignia or markings, the only uniform allowed topside in international waters]

Bug-Juice [powdered drink mix with a caustically high level of vitamin C, named for the animal source of the red-dye]

COB [written] but always pronounced as: "Chief of the Whole frickin Boat"

SOP [Standard Operating Procedures]

Smoking Lamp [that which must be lighted before anyone can smoke]

"Bubble": as in "Chase the bubble", "Give us a down bubble of 10 degrees", or "Holy mother-of-god there is a seamount directly in front of us give us a 25 degree up bubble now"

"Verbatim compliance"

"Mark your head"

"Men are working ... do not raise, lower, rotate or radiate any mast, periscope or antenna at this time"

"Don't work harder, work smarter." as if your working stupid.

"If it was up your a$$ eating a ham sandwich..."

"Turn two"

"Assistance is neither desired nor required"

"Abaft the beam"

"Athwartships"

"Blow Ballast"

"Davy Jones Locker" [meaning the bottom]

"messcrank" [junior personnel who have kindly volunteered to assist the cook]

Plainsmen, Helmsman, throttleman, ...
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Old 04-07-2010, 07:19 AM
 
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Forest beekeeper...boomer or attack?
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Old 04-07-2010, 07:27 AM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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Forest beekeeper...boomer or attack?
ET1 SS - USN Retired

USS George C. Marshall SSBN 654 (b) ā€“ {78-83}
USS Simon Lake AS-33 ā€“ {87-90}
USS Casimir Pulaski SSBN 633(g) ā€“ {92-94}
USS Alaska SSBN 732 (b) ā€“ {94-97)
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:25 PM
 
Location: So. of Rosarito, Baja, Mexico
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Everyone missed "short arm inspection".
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:38 PM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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Everyone missed "short arm inspection".
And wearing your kilt in accordance with 'regulation'.
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