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Old 02-27-2011, 08:23 AM
 
Location: Minnesota
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It was show and tell time at kindergarten. Kids were supposed to bring something related to their religion. (this was back in the day when there were no atheists)

First kid stands up and says "Hi, my name is Eli. I'm Jewish and this is a Star of David."

Next kid goes "Hi, I'm Mary. I am Catholic and this is a Rosary."

Third kid stands up. "Hi, my name is Ole. I am Lutheran and this is hotdish."

 
Old 02-27-2011, 11:45 AM
 
Location: Remer, MN
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Good One! Here's another:

Ole and Lena was at the kitchen table for the usual morning cup of coffee and listening to a weather report coming from the radio:

"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. All vehicles should be parked on the odd-numbered side of the streets today to facilitate snowplows," the radio voice declared.
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Oh, gosh, OK," said Ole, getting up, bundling up and heading outside to dutifully put his car on the odd-numbered side of the street.

Two days later, Ole and Lena were at morning coffee when the radio voice said: "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your vehicles on the even-numbered side of the streets.

"Ole got up from his coffee as before. He bundled up, shuffled off, and put his car on the even-numbered side of the street..

A few days later, the couple was at the table when the radio voice declared: There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the ...

Just then, the power went out. "Park it where?" Ole asked in the dark, "What should I do?"
"Aw, to heck with them, Ole," Lena said, "Don't worry about it today. Just leave the car in the garage."

Susie
 
Old 02-28-2011, 01:41 PM
 
Location: MN
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How many St. Thomas students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3 - One to ask their daddy for money for a lightbulb, one to get one inheirited to them, and one to screw it in.
 
Old 03-01-2011, 12:00 PM
 
Location: Home in NOMI
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A Minnesotan, a CEO and a member of the tea party are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches over and takes 11 cookies, he then turns to the tea party member and says “watch out for your cookie, that Minnesotan wants a piece of it.”
 
Old 03-01-2011, 01:42 PM
 
Location: Mableton, GA USA (NW Atlanta suburb, 4 miles OTP)
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Originally Posted by audadvnc View Post
A Minnesotan, a CEO and a member of the tea party are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches over and takes 11 cookies, he then turns to the tea party member and says “watch out for your cookie, that Minnesotan wants a piece of it.”
And of course, the CEO worked hard to get those cookies so he/she deserves every one...
 
Old 03-02-2011, 01:57 AM
 
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A Minnesotan, a CEO and a member of the tea party are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches over and takes 11 cookies, he then turns to the tea party member and says “watch out for your cookie, that Minnesotan wants a piece of it.”
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And of course, the CEO worked hard to get those cookies so he/she deserves every one...
Oh, please. Spare us. I came to this thread expecting funny jokes relevant to Minnesota, not recycled lefty propaganda.
 
Old 03-02-2011, 04:45 AM
 
Location: Bel Air, California
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Oh, please. Spare us. I came to this thread expecting funny jokes relevant to Minnesota, not recycled lefty propaganda.
hmmm..., I don't get it?

maybe it's the way you're telling it or maybe you could include Ole and Lena in it.
 
Old 03-02-2011, 09:55 AM
 
Location: Mableton, GA USA (NW Atlanta suburb, 4 miles OTP)
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Oh, please. Spare us. I came to this thread expecting funny jokes relevant to Minnesota, not recycled lefty propaganda.
I'm sorry you didn't find it amusing. Hit a sensitive area?
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