In honor of the Artic blast we just got:
It's so cold in Minnesota....
...when you inhale your nostrils stick together
...when you blow bubbles, they freeze and you can pick them up
...knobs on car radios don't turn because they are frozen
...men walk around with icicles hanging from their beards
...Frosty the Snowman ask to come in the house
...they sometimes have to cancel winter survival classes
...the #1 response to "How are you?" is "Cold"
...we saw a streaker and he was frozen in place
...when it warms up to -10 degrees F you can unzip your coat
...your long johns have goosebumps
...Rudolph's nose gets so cold it turns blue
...there are dogs frozen to fire hydrants
...you have ice on both sides of your windshield
...the #1 Christmas gift is a car survival kit
...there is nothing else to talk about
...that lawyers will sometimes put their hands in their own pockets
...your garage door freezes shut and you can't get in (or out)
...people in Chicago say "It;s cold here, but at least it isn't Minnesota."
...your car door freezes shut and you can't get in (or out)
Stay warm!
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It's So Cold In Minnesota......
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