I drove up to see my folks west of Jeff City on the day of the Testicle Festival. On the way home that evening I was listening to a classic rock station that was doing a live remote from the festival. The announcer at the station said, "We're going now to Nikki who's over at the Testicle Festival. Nikki, what's going on over there?"
Nikki replied, "Let me tell you, folks, I am having a ball at the Testicle Festival."
Well, of course, what else would you say?