Let's visit..... (Kalispell, West Yellowstone: the best, house, land)

[Reziac]

Originally Posted by FiveHorses

I have managed to pull this thread into the gutter with two posts!

No problem... that's where the crumpets and the marmalade are, too

[jimj]

Originally Posted by Redraven

Guiness Stout?

Let's at least stay local, how 'bout moose drool or wheatfish?

[Broz]

Originally Posted by Redraven

Guiness Stout?

Coming up! It's not just for breakfast anymore.

[jimj]

So I've just had my heart attack for the morning! I hear this strange noise on my front deck, right outside my door which at this time of the morning is REAL loud. Turn on the lights and it's these darn PEACOCKS trying to get into my house! Right now they switched to my back deck and are pecking at my glass door!!!! Giving me the heebie jeebies.....
Can you smoke peacocks???????? How 'bout just straight bbq?

[Broz]

LOL, Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds"

Shoot for the head and save the meat, stuff it in a crockpot with a few onions. Heck anything taste good that way..

.

[jimj]

Y'all would have been rolling on the floor watching me chase these dumb birds around the outside of my house with a big stick trying to get 'em to leave. I'd chase 'em off the deck then they'd walk around to the front deck then I'd go there and they'd walk to the back deck... Round and round we went until I reversed directions and ran into 'em in the driveway. At this point I've had enough, it's chilly out and I want more coffee instead of chasing these stupid birds and either they were leaving or going on the grill so I smacked the male on the butt and he finally got the hint and took flight.

[FiveHorses]

Originally Posted by jimj

Turn on the lights and it's these darn PEACOCKS trying to get into my house! Right now they switched to my back deck and are pecking at my glass door!!!!

Sure they are Mr. JimJ. Now you just lie back and tell us all about it....

Oh, the Heffalumps want tea and crumpets, but they're arguing with the leprachauns that fancy a half of Guinness? All this while the peacocks are trying to break into your house?! That's quite a morning you had.




(Peacocks were used as protection for the harems, you know. They can give a nasty bite, so do be careful!)

[Reziac]

Originally Posted by FiveHorses

Sure they are Mr. JimJ. Now you just lie back and tell us all about it....

Oh, the Heffalumps want tea and crumpets, but they're arguing with the leprachauns that fancy a half of Guinness? All this while the peacocks are trying to break into your house?! That's quite a morning you had.

... after the night before, more like...

[seven of nine]

: rolleyes:

Now I venture to say this is the only thread that has crumpets, marmalade, peacocks, barbecued or slow cooked with stout and moose drool.
congratulations my neighbors, this is why we live here!
btw interesting job title for the peacocks.....

[elkeater]

smoked peacocks are hard to keep lit!