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Old 05-05-2009, 12:38 PM
 
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Okay... I must take pity on this poor chap.

Two definitions for you:

a) the real definition: a crumpet is a member of the bread family. Made from a batter on a griddle and later toasted and served with tea at about 5 p.m.. A very British food - and if you tell a Brit the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys (i.e. the French) eat them, the Brit will knock your block off. (Think MT vs. California but with about 600 years of antagonism. )
They're very, very good too - thicker, chewier and spongier than an English Muffin.

b) the slang definition: a female of very easy virtue &/or her - ahem - physical attributes. You with me here?

Now you see why I laughed?
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:08 PM
 
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slang definition: a female of very easy virtue &/or her - ahem - physical attributes. You with me here?
Sounds like the kinds of girls I chased when I was younger.
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Old 05-05-2009, 02:00 PM
 
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Sounds like the kinds of girls I chased when I was younger.
Ones that smelled like a donkey?!





(Sorry. Couldn't resist. )

And now back to our regularly scheduled broadcast...........
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Old 05-05-2009, 02:05 PM
 
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Ones that smelled like a donkey?!
Crumpet was not an ordinary donkey, she had something special...
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Old 05-05-2009, 02:09 PM
 
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in town
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Old 05-05-2009, 02:16 PM
 
Location: NW MT
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Can we get back to the story please ? The suspense is starting to get to me again...
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Old 05-05-2009, 02:33 PM
 
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This story is not exciting me anymore... lets add another twist. You can use up to twelve words but your entries must include the word "ain't", "skeeter" or "t'was".

Heres where we stand right now. Cletus buried his dead donkey. He had a run in with a bear, he accidentally shot off his big toe, and his woman (Rickers cousin) ran off and left him it sounds like. Lets get Ms Rickers to come back and care for this poor trapper and see if we can't find him a happier life. His true love (the donkey) is dead and gone, Ms Rickers needs to be transformed into something a little more desirable so as to fill the spot that Crumpet left in the heart of Cletus.

The Trapper being so upset over the unfortunate turns in his life decided to pull up camp and head to the hills near The Last Chance Gulch (Helena). When he arrived he staked a claim and set up his camp. While in town visiting the saloon one night he looked up on stage at the dancing girls and saw Ricky (that was his pet name for Rickers cousin). Ricky was still ugly as mud, but not near as ugly as before. She looked like she had lost a few pounds too, probably well below 250 pounds. When the girls walked off stage Cletus jumped to his feet and approached this rare beauty knowing that he needed to strike while the iron was hot.


Okay, you take it from here boys...
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Old 05-06-2009, 05:00 PM
 
Location: Brendansport, Sagitta IV
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So he picked up the branding iron, and said, "You ain't gonna....
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