Please add a movie quote you like (adventure, Jim Carrey, Steve Martin)

[quiet walker]

Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto: I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.

Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970)

[graceC]

Yoda from Star Wars II: "You do, or you do not. There is no try".

[Charley]

I just saw Doc Hollywood and I love this dialog. Seated in a restaurant in Hollywood ...

Bridget Fonda: "Oooh is that a star?"
Woody Harrelson: "No, that's Ted Danson"

[TKramar]

I have two that I like:

One is from "They Live" with Roddy Piper. "I have come to kick *** and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."

The other is from "Con Air" by Nicholas Cage. "...there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you."...except I wouldn't count THAT high.

[quiet walker]

Amélie: [to blind man] Let me help you. Step down. Here we go! The drum major's widow! She's worn his coat since the day he died. The horse's head has lost an ear! That's the florist laughing. He has crinkly eyes. In the bakery window, lollipops. Smell that! They're giving out melon slices! Sugarplum, ice cream! We're passing the park butcher. Ham, 79 francs. Spareribs, 45! Now the cheese shop. Picadors are 12.90. Cabecaus 23.50. A baby's watching a dog that's watching the chickens. Now we're at the kiosk by the metro. I'll leave you here. Bye!

Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001)

[AT9]

A few from my favorite comedy of all time....Dumb and Dumber

"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!"-Harry

Loyd: "What's wrong?"
Harry: "It's Petie. He's dead."
Loyd: "Oh I'm sorry. What Happened?"
Harry: "His head fell off!"
Loyd: "His head fell off!?"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."

"It's ok! I'm a limo driver!"- Loyd

Loyd: "Could you do me a favor and watch my stuff while I go break a dollar?"
Old Lady: "Of Course."
Loyd: "Thanks! Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back! Don't you go dying on me!"

[DOUBLE H]

In the movie Tombstone the night before the famed OK Corral gunfight there was a card game with various Clanton cohorts and Earp people involved(kinda odd considering the next day they were going to shoot the hell out of each other). Clanton:"What is that now Holiday, twelve hands in a row? Son of a b**** noone is that lucky!" Holiday. "Why Ike-whatever do you mean? Maybe poker is just not your game Ike. I know- let's have a spelling contest!" GREAT!!

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by AT9

A few from my favorite comedy of all time....Dumb and Dumber

"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!"-Harry

Loyd: "What's wrong?"
Harry: "It's Petie. He's dead."
Loyd: "Oh I'm sorry. What Happened?"
Harry: "His head fell off!"
Loyd: "His head fell off!?"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."

"It's ok! I'm a limo driver!"- Loyd

Loyd: "Could you do me a favor and watch my stuff while I go break a dollar?"
Old Lady: "Of Course."
Loyd: "Thanks! Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back! Don't you go dying on me!"

Man, I love Dumb and Dumber. So many good quotables in that movie!

My fave? "Harry, your hands are freeeezing!" LMBO

[scorpy01]

I apologize if this has been mentioned. Long thread, I may have missed it.

From The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio: I don't need you to make me happy. I just need you to leave me alone when I am.

[mrstewart]

"Ear muffs" Vince Vaughn Old School