Please add a movie quote you like (picture, Bill Cosby, Val Kilmer)

[Tricky D]

Best movie scene: Glengarry Glen Ross (1992):
Blake (Alec Baldwin): What's the problem, pal?
Dave Moss (Ed Harris): You -
[correcting him]
Dave Moss: Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a sh*t. Good father? F**k you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

Best TV show quote: 30 Rock.
Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin): My mother tried to send me to Vietnam to make a man out of me……..I was 12.

[jdavid93225]

From Quigley Down Under, Matthew Quigley to Eliot Marston:

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickock."

[beowulf7]

Originally Posted by newyorkjetsfan74

from back to the future:

marty: "wo doc this is heavy"
doc: " there's that word again heavy, why are things so heavy in the future is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"

Also from "BTTF": "You are my density."

(That's my all-time fav. movie, BTW.)

Here's a more recent quote: "I am Beowulf!" (says beowulf7 )

[THASPECIAL]

Originally Posted by newyorkjetsfan74

from back to the future:

marty: "wo doc this is heavy"
doc: " there's that word again heavy, why are things so heavy in the future is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"

I always get a laugh out of that when i watch the movie

[goldenmom7500]

"The answer is yes"

(said in a beautiful moment when no question had been asked; this is a movie about Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas from the 80s, can't remember the name without searching).

[Besitomio]

Two Quotes from the 1998 Movie "You've Got Mail"
(Maybe neither as funny or even as profound as some that are posted here, but meaningful and a great use of words in each scene)...

1) Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan)- "Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life, well... small but valuable, and sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it? Or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of what I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So, good night, dear void."

2) Joe Fox (Tom Hanks)-"The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever, to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they are doing, or who on earth they are, can for only $2.95, can get not just a cup of coffee, but an absolutely defining sense of self. Tall, Decaf, Cappucino.
Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) [Exits}...
Next customer in line, says: "Tall, Decaf, Cappucino!"

[HeleenieWeenie]

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

[ChineseKatherine]

The best love story movie is : The Notebook. canadian movie, i love it.

[Tek_Freek]

"Number Five is Alive!"

[Mark S.]

The all-time most quotable movies are:

Ghostbusters
Young Frankenstein
Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail
Animal House

Memorize those four movies, and you'll have a quote handy for any and ever happening in life.