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No need to list all the lines, I'll just call it: The entire script of The Princess Bride.
Monte Python:
Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade (used in my house every time my hubby wants the bottle of Chambord:
Bring out your dead... Bring out your dead... Wait, I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better.
It's just a flesh wound!
From Friends:
[Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns."]
Joey: Ducks is "Heads", because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
From a little known, but very amusing movie called Maxie:
Underneath these clothes is a totally naked woman.
From Dead Alive:
I kick ass for the Lord!
And of course, quoted every time we go shopping, from Star Wars:
Mortimer Brewster (Arsenic & Old Lace): Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops.
followed by:
"No, it goes way back. The first Brewster—the one who came over on the Mayflower. You know in those days the Indians used to scalp the settlers—he used to scalp the Indians."
I just love this gem from Bill Murray's character Carl Spackler from CADDYSHACK
[standing in an ornamental flowerbed] What an incredible Cinderella story! This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack at Augusta. He's at the final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2-iron, I think. [swings, pulverizes a flower] Oh, he got all of that. The crowd is standing on its feet here at Augusta. The normally reserved crowd is going wild... [pauses] for this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere. He's got about 350 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5-iron, it looks like, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing... [swings, pulverizes another flower] that's- oh, he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8-iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent... Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion.[swings, pulverizes yet another flower]It looks like a mirac- it's in the hole! It's in the hole!
And this one cracks me up all the time!
Sandy: Carl, I want you to kill all the gophers on the course. Carl: Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
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