Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice [Extended Trailer] (Fox, children, film)

[AFtrEFkt]

Don't look at that, boss. I even put the URL to prevent you from actually opening it and reading.

[MordinSolus]

Originally Posted by AFtrEFkt

Good stuff (Mark, don't look).

Spoiler

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1459430852764.jpg

Fanboys are the worst. Now Snyder is a genius for making everyone Jesus.

[AFtrEFkt]

You don't have to dig everything in there. You can cherry pick.

[MordinSolus]

Originally Posted by AFtrEFkt

You don't have to dig everything in there. You can cherry pick.

You mean like you do with the praise and box office figures?

[Mark S.]

Originally Posted by AFtrEFkt

Don't look at that, boss. I even put the URL to prevent you from actually opening it and reading.

I opened it and saw about 900 paragraphs of teeny tiny text. At which point I thought: Life is too short.

Can you give a quick summary?

[AFtrEFkt]

Originally Posted by Mark S.

I opened it and saw about 900 paragraphs of teeny tiny text. At which point I thought: Life is too short.

Can you give a quick summary?

No, because it's (major) spoiler territory.

[Mark S.]

Originally Posted by AFtrEFkt

No, because it's (major) spoiler territory.

I don't really care that much.

I'll watch on DVD someday. But I'm not one of those people who gets apoplectic about spoilers. I enjoy movies more for the craft and quality rather than being surprised. Unless Batman turns out to be Jar Jar Binks, I doubt there is too much that could genuinely surprise me anyway.

[MordinSolus]

Originally Posted by Mark S.

I opened it and saw about 900 paragraphs of teeny tiny text. At which point I thought: Life is too short.

Can you give a quick summary?

It's basically "Snyder is 2smart4u and the Jesus/Biblical imagery is super deep, bro."

[AFtrEFkt]

Originally Posted by MordinSolus

It's basically "Snyder is 2smart4u and the Jesus/Biblical imagery is super deep, bro."

That's just the first question.

I'm glad you're enjoying your hate-on, Mordy.

[Mark S.]

Originally Posted by MordinSolus

It's basically "Snyder is 2smart4u and the Jesus/Biblical imagery is super deep, bro."

I would hardly credit that to Snyder. Superman was a Messiah figure from the beginning. No accident, considering he was created by a couple of Jewish kids.