10 Things I've Learned From The Movies (60s, soundtrack, best, characters)

[Huckleberry3911948]

if 30 guys attack you with weapons use karate it is vastly superior to weapons.
bad guys always attack one at a time.
if the police officer is attacked or wanting to prevent a crime he will ice the 6 guys asap. the department will reward you and give you a promotion for using your firearm.
the city will applaud you for killing those bad guys.
for police a six shooter is superior to a shotgun. bad guys cannt hit you with a shot gun at 15 feet but a six shooter will alway work 1st shot 30 ft no problem.
when somebody attacks you with a sword kick them. even though he is a well trained swordsman he will not have clue what to do.
hand to hand combat is superior to the use of firearms always.
if you do hand to hand always hoot and holler and hop around a lot and flourish your weapons a bunch and talk a lot then after get down to business
all bad guys are white almost.
black guys if cast in a bad guy role are always gentlemen & noble to women
oxford educated and will always serve her high tea while waiting to be rescued.
if a fencing movie, when bell guards lock, we have a conversation, the chance that a skilled swordmen will cut me in the head at that range is a million to 1. remember always kick your opponent in a fencing match.

[dxiweodwo]

this is really ANNOYING, why do hot girls ALWAYS have to die in movies, how come they can't get a really ugly girl to die or somthing?

[Southlander]

*The hero/heroine can dodge blizzards of bullets, but it only takes 1 bullet to fell the bad guy.

[Tricky D]

The good guys always wear black.
And that wearing sunglasses and long coats somehow makes you impervious to bullets.

That no one hears you scream in space.

Good always conquers evil.

[BlueWillowPlate]

Former enemies always bond with Motown music playing in the background

Parking spots are always immediately available

An aquarium is meant to be shattered, preferably in slow motion

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris; Big Ben can be seen (and heard) from any locale in London

[Tricky D]

From the movie This is Spinal Tap I learned that:

- money talks, and bullcrap walks.

- as long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without rock and roll.

- dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

- I should have... a good time... all the time.

- in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

[Roaddog]

All cars sound as if they have a 4 speed even if they are automatic and they seem to be shifting a lot.
Cars never seem to start when you really need them to.

[Katarina Witt]

Originally Posted by DontH8Me

That is actually accurate, didn't you KNOW?

Well, yeah. I married one! But he is a PhD, wrong kind of doc. Speaking of docs, they always are doing things for patients like buying them stuff, personal errands, etc. They also do the work of nurses, social workers and the like. Makes you wonder why hospitals employ the latter.

You should always leave your car unlocked for a quick getaway.

[cpg35223]

Originally Posted by Katiana

Nurses are always getting it on with doctors.

Actually, I work with a number of hospitals on a professional basis. This is pretty much true.

[DontH8Me]

Originally Posted by cpg35223

Actually, I work with a number of hospitals on a professional basis. This is pretty much true.

If it's not the nurse, then it's the pharmaceutical sales rep...

back to the things learned from movies -

Attractive high schoolers are all jerks, and the social outcasts all have a heart-o-gold.