What is the funniest movie quote of all time? (film, script, scene)

[NWPAguy]

Just searched the first six pages of threads and didn't see one like this, so I had to make one.

What do you think is the absolute funniest movie quote of all time?

I'm talking about the one where, when you first heard it, you busted out laughing so hard that you could barely breathe... and even after hearing it 100 times, it still makes you laugh.

I'll start it out:

"You're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop!"
- Rip Torn as "Patches O'Houlihan", from the movie "Dodgeball".

[MamaShay87]

I am having a brain-fart so I can't think....but pretty much anything from Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

[Think (Freedom)]

From Pineapple Express-
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, mother******!

From Superbad:
Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!

Evan: Fogell... shut the **** up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.

And many more I'm sure, but I cant think of any now.

[golfgod]

An often overlooked one from "Raising Arizon" (one of the funniest movies ever made), in the scene where the reporters are all at the furniture store asking questions of Nathan Arizona:

Reporter: "Hey Nathan, the National Enquirer is reporting that aliens may have abducted your baby, care to comment?" (not sure about exact wording but you get the idea.

Nathan: "Don't let his Momma hear that, she'll lose all hope".

golfgod

[Indi9]

CAROL
I want your life for a minute
where my big problem is someone
offers me a free convertible so I
can get out of this city.

"As Good As it Gets"

[Steve-o]

From Dumb & Dumber:

Harry: "I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this!"

Lloyd: "You know, I was just thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of sh**, man!"

[esselcue]

From "Arthur" with a very drunken Dudley Moore..."Don't ya just hate Perry's wife?"

[LaoTzuMindFu]

Team America: This is such a great political/world affairs satire and is the funniest most accurate description Ive heard. He's a "Special Forces" guy explaining the differences between terrorists (Kim Jong Il), pansy actors (Baldwin, Penn) and American Special Forces who defend our country.

Hero Gary Johnson: We're d*cks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d*cks. And the Film Actors Guild are pu$$ies. And Kim Jong Il is an a$$hole. Pu$$ies don't like d*cks, because pu$$ies get Fu**ed by d*cks. But d*cks also **** a$$holes: a$$holes that just want to sh*t on everything. Pu$$ies may think they can deal with a$$holes their way. But the only thing that can fu*k an a$$hole is a d*ck, with some balls. The problem with d*cks is: they f*ck too much or f*ck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pu$$y to show them that. But sometimes, pu$$ies can be so full of sh*t that they become a$$holes themselves... because pu$$ies are an inch and half away from a$$ holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*ck this a$$hole, we're going to have our d*cks and pu$$ies all covered in sh*t!

[CESpeed]

From Die Hard, John McClain to Hans Gruber: "Yippee Kiyay MotherF**ker!"

[LaoTzuMindFu]

South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut

Kyle: "Hey, Mole, be careful"
Mole: "Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while still in the womb?"
Stan: Man, that kid is f'd up"