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he was no different from any other officer in the wardroom, they were all disloyal. i tried to run the ship properly, by the book, but they fought me at every turn. the crew wanted to walk around with their shirt tails hanging out, that's alright, let them. take the towline, defective equipment, no more, no less. but they encouraged the crew to go around scoffing at me, and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles, and then old yellow stain. i was to blame for lt maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. lt maryk was the perfect officer, but not captain queeg. ah, but the strawberries, that's where i had them. they laughed at me and make jokes, but i proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist, and i've had produced that key if they hadn't pulled the caine out of action. i know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer........................................... ................. naturally, i can only cover these things from memory. if i left anything out, why, just ask me specific questions and i'll be glad to answer them.
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