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I hope I don't repeat anything. I tried to read all of the pages but bogged down around Page 35. I'll risk it. BTW: I prefer telling the source of the quotations because it can make a difference and doesn't drive others crazy wondering about them.
Kings Go Forth
"I just remembered I forgot something."
Girl, Positive
"I eat chocolate in the bathtub. Someone once told me you can't gain weight if you're floating."
Tremors
"We plan ahead. That way, we don't do anything right now." ~ Kevin Bacon is so funny in this movie and is perfectly matched by Fred Ward!
The Stranglers of Bombay
"Whoever rules decides the truth."
Camille (2007)
"Camille, just because you're dead doesn't make you always right!"
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)
"Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet."
Amelie
"I'm nobody's little weasel."
Baby Doll
"I'd never *dream* of eating a nut a man cracked in his mouth!"
Max Dugan Returns
"My word isn't worth diddlypoo!"
Blood Tide
"I tried to meditate for a while, but I kept finding myself thinking about where my khaki pants were~whether they went to the laundry or the cleaners~or something."
The Nickel Ride
a) "How old are you?"
b) "Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it again."
On Golden Pond
a) "How's it feel to turn 80?"
b) "Twice as bad as it did to turn 40!"
The Last Unicorn
"She will remember your heart when men are fairytales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is~and love."
Oceans 11 (1960)
"I'm not a ferryboat! I'm a very manly sloop." ~ delivered by the devilishly charming Dean Martin
Long before Captain Jack...
The Prisoner of Zenda (1937)
"Why is there no more wine?!"
Camelot
"The adage 'Blood is thicker than water' was invented by undeserving relatives."
Red Light
"My old man used to say liquor doesn't drown your troubles. It just teaches them to swim."
God's Little Acre
"What would I be doin' with an albino except for findin' gold?!"
~also~
"You talk like a birdsong."
The Company She Keeps
a) "How do you spell 'indisposed'~the reason I was off work so often?"
b) "D-R-U-N-K."
Return to Me
Of not shaving legs before a date:
a) "Hairy legs are your only link to reality."
b) "You should needlepoint that on a pillow."
a) "Yeah, I just might. It kept me a virgin till~whenever."
Last edited by MystMoonstruck; 02-20-2014 at 01:53 AM..
I hope I don't repeat anything. I tried to read all of the pages but bogged down around Page 35. I'll risk it. BTW: I prefer telling the source of the quotations because it can make a difference and doesn't drive others crazy wondering about them.
Kings Go Forth
"I just remembered I forgot something."
Girl, Positive
"I eat chocolate in the bathtub. Someone once told me you can't gain weight if you're floating."
Tremors
"We plan ahead. That way, we don't do anything right now." ~ Kevin Bacon is so funny in this movie and is perfectly matched by Fred Ward!
The Stranglers of Bombay
"Whoever rules decides the truth."
Camille (2007)
"Camille, just because you're dead doesn't make you always right!"
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)
"Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet."
Amelie
"I'm nobody's little weasel."
Baby Doll
"I'd never *dream* of eating a nut a man cracked in his mouth!"
Max Dugan Returns
"My word isn't worth diddlypoo!"
Blood Tide
"I tried to meditate for a while, but I kept finding myself thinking about where my khaki pants were~whether they went to the laundry or the cleaners~or something."
The Nickel Ride
a) "How old are you?"
b) "Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it again."
On Golden Pond
a) "How's it feel to turn 80?"
b) "Twice as bad as it did to turn 40!"
The Last Unicorn
"She will remember your heart when men are fairytales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is~and love."
Oceans 11 (1960)
"I'm not a ferryboat! I'm a very manly sloop." ~ delivered by the devilishly charming Dean Martin
Long before Captain Jack...
The Prisoner of Zenda (1937)
"Why is there no more wine?!"
Camelot
"The adage 'Blood is thicker than water' was invented by undeserving relatives."
Red Light
"My old man used to say liquor doesn't drown your troubles. It just teaches them to swim."
God's Little Acre
"What would I be doin' with an albino except for findin' gold?!"
~also~
"You talk like a birdsong."
The Company She Keeps
a) "How do you spell 'indisposed'~the reason I was off work so often?"
b) "D-R-U-N-K."
Return to Me
Of not shaving legs before a date:
a) "Hairy legs are your only link to reality."
b) "You should needlepoint that on a pillow."
a) "Yeah, I just might. It kept me a virgin till~whenever."
Great list! My favorite is the blood is thicker than water being created by undeserving relatives lol!
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" and "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!" and other too numerous to mention from "Dodgeball..."
An excerpt from a fantastically funny scene from "Night at the Smithsonian":
"Oh my GOD! I can't believe you reached across like that again! I can't even believe it! Oh, God! I want to kill you right now! If you didn't know this combination, you would be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable!"
From the same movie: "It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You.""
"My grandma wants to fly jets..." - "An Officer and a Gentleman"
"That's the difference between you and me. I am into downward mobility." - "Poltergeist II"
"Do you want to live forever?" - "Conan the Barbarian"
"There is an endless supply of white men, but there has always been a limited number of human beings."
And also this one:
"There was no describing how I felt. An enemy had saved my life by the violent murder of one of my best friends. . . . The world was too ridiculous to even bother to live in."
Short Circuit
"Maybe we have created another Frankfurter Monster!"
Come Dance With Me
(of haute cuisine meal)
"It's a deconstructed steak. It's meant to be ironic."
The Night Walker
(from opening narration)
"When you dream, you become the night walker."
A Reflection of Fear
"Women are the natural linguists. Men just don't have music in their ears."
The Meeksville Ghost
"Why, you chicken-livered bowl of cat spit!"
The Bad Mother's Handbook
"When's tea ready? I could eat a buttered frog!"
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
1) "You've stolen me, and I'm here to take meself back." ~ Jack to counterfeit(ess) Jack
2) "We are decepted!"
3) "Did anyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
4) "I support the missionary's position." ~ sly Jack
The Big Bang (2010)
"God is the Wizard of Oz. He is the man behind the curtain. And, tomorrow, I'm going to pull back the curtain."
SSSSSSS
"This is Harry, my obedient serpent." ~ Get it? serpent ... servant ~~ yes/no?
M*A*S*H, "Inga" episode with Mariette Hartley
"Your voice is the soundtrack of my dreams." ~ Hawkeye to the visiting Swedish doctor
Written on the Wind
"Hark! I hear the master's kiddycar arrive! I hope the drawbridge is down."
Rawhide, "Incident of the Power and the Plow" episode
"A man doesn't know how big a shadow he throws till he stands up."
The Canyon
(of their meal in the middle of nowhere)
a) "What is it?"
b) "Roast wolf."
a) "I thought you were a vegetarian."
b) "It comes and it goes."
The Best House in London
"He had carnival knowledge of me over and over!"
The Man with the Golden Gun
a) "Moneypenny, you are better than a computer."
b) "In all sorts of ways. ~ But, you never take advantage of me."
Goldfinger
"Auric Goldfinger. Sounds like a French nail varnish."
The Innocents
"Oh, look! A lovely spider~and it's eating a butterfly!"
The governess should have known that Flora was more than a wee bit troubled, don't you think?
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