What's your all-time favorite movie quote? (Charles Bronson, history, watch, Clint Eastwood)

[Rudy53420]

Blues Brothers:

You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no f$$kin' teeth!

and

I hate Illinois Nazis.

[NoMoreSnowForMe]

I love this thread! I come here when I need a good chuckle. It's the happy thread .

I needed a chuckle today. Getting ready to move on Thursday. Ugh! No time to watch a movie, so got nothing to add right now.

I think I need to watch Cookie's Run again. Cracks me up every time. Will keep my ears peeled for good lines.

Keep 'em comin'!

EDIT: Oh wait, just remembered a line from Cookie's Run that I often use:

"Never before Tom Brokaw."

(From the fellow who doesn't drink until the evening news.)

[aidricalchemy]

My favorite line from a movie is

"You're just some bloke who's too scared to fly with a duck that can't!"

I know, you had to be there, LOL!

[Rudy53420]

"Jesus Palimino!!" ~ Jim The Mechanic

[Greysholic]

I'm sure this one has already been brought up but...

"I'm not gonna be IGNORED Dan!"
Damn it was CREEPY.

[Miss Hepburn]

K-Pax...Kevin Spacey to Jeff Bridges...


Prot: Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy
of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity.
Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision, but nobody's paid much attention
to them, not even the Buddhists or the Christians.
You humans. Sometimes its hard to imagine how you've made it this far.

[vaughanwilliams]

SAL 9000-"Will I dream?"

Dr. Chandra-"Of course you will dream. All intelligent creatures dream, nobody knows why. Perhaps you will dream of HAL, like I often do."

2010

[Rudy53420]

Please don't shoot us on sex night!!

[NoMoreSnowForMe]

Originally Posted by Greysholic

I'm sure this one has already been brought up but...

"I'm not gonna be IGNORED Dan!"
Damn it was CREEPY.

No, I think this is a new one - good one!

Originally Posted by Miss Hepburn

K-Pax...Kevin Spacey to Jeff Bridges...


Prot: Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy
of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity.
Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision, but nobody's paid much attention
to them, not even the Buddhists or the Christians.
You humans. Sometimes its hard to imagine how you've made it this far.

This gave me chills and made my eyes tear up. What an amazing movie. Such a surprise tear jerker.

Okay, I have a new one:

From Two Weeks Notice:

"George, I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet!"

"Well, now that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?"

[NoMoreSnowForMe]

"There's something amok with this sponge cake."

Two Weeks Notice.