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do you know what gopher's can do to a golf course?
aye sir. i think they're tunneling in from that construction site over yonder.
czervik construction company? i'll slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin. you. you better get rid of those gophers or i'll be looking for a new groundskeeper. is that clear?
aye sir. very clear sir. i'll put my best man on it.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Well when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Police Chief: That was a Shakespeare in the park production of Julius Caesar,you moron.
Just saw "4 for Texas" on the Western Channel. Not exactly one of the best Westerns ever, but it had a really good snippet of dialogue: (From memory)
"Why aren't we supposed to fight each other?"
"Because we're going to go fight the bad guys!"
"Aren't we the bad guys?"
"No, we're the good guys!"
"Ahhhhh..."
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