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4 Worms Church Sermon!
For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis
to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from
this demonstration???
Maxine, who was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!
That pretty much ended the service!
4 Worms Church Sermon!
For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis
to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from
this demonstration???
Maxine, who was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!
That pretty much ended the service!
I heard a shorter version of that joke on Minnie Pearl's show once. (As I recall she used to have a show on The Nashville Network, which became TNN, which became Spike)
I guess I should do some old-time music after mentioning Minnie Pearl.
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