Funniest song titles/lyrics/etc (great song, 70's, single, money)

[moonshadow]

Manfred Man's ~ Blinded By The Light

Anytime someone can explain to me what the hell they're on about is fine by me!

[Southlander]

I like Brad Paisley's current country hit, "I'd Like to Check You for Ticks."
"'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks."

He's written several with clever lyrics!
You rarely hear any songs anymore written strictly for humor, or parody. I miss Ray Stevens! Thank God for Al Yankovic!

[sue64]

Big balls, ACDC

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by DontH8Me

King Missile's Detachable Pen**

Oh my, I forgot about that song! hahaha Yep, thats another classic funny song. "Sometimes I find it in the medicine cabinet". hahaha

[eggalegga]

Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to
Keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
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I had to ask someone if what I thought I heard was what they were singing.

[Loujr]

Got you all beat, "Dead Skunk in the Middle of The Road", Lauden Wainwright, mid-
1970's ... spoof on the country music that was popular at that time.

[DOUBLE H]

Moonshadow! Regarding Blinded by the Light, although Manfred Mann made it a big chart hit, it was penned by Bruce Springsteen, off Greetings from Ashbury Park, his first release from 1973.

[Drover]

The whole set of lyrics to "Bitchin' Camaro" By the Dead Milkmen

[moonshadow]

Originally Posted by DOUBLE H

Moonshadow! Regarding Blinded by the Light, although Manfred Mann made it a big chart hit, it was penned by Bruce Springsteen, off Greetings from Ashbury Park, his first release from 1973.

Thanks. I actually noticed that when I was looking up who sang it.
Do you know what it all means though?

[moonshadow]

Thought of a few more that are funny as opposed to just plain confusing.

Hello Mother, Hello Father
My Boomerang Won't Come Back
Jake The Peg
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor?
The Fastest Milkman in The West
Every Sperm Is Sacred