Funniest song titles/lyrics/etc (song lyrics, best, history, Buffalo)

[Steve-o]

Ooooh, just remembered another funny one!

Artist: The Descendants Song: "Eunuch Boy"

"Eunuch boy, eunuch boy, thought the lawnmower was another toy.
Dont laugh at him 'cuz he cant p i ss straight, he cant even masturbate!
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy, thought the lawnmower was another toy.
He cant even make it thru a day of school, they try to stomp his shriveled tool.
It must suck to know youll never fu**".

[TaJasMi]

I looove this song....

Sick of You by Gwar

"Your face is gross, you eat white toast,
You don't know what to do.
It's just your luck, you really suck,
That's all - I'm sick of you"

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by TaJasMi

I looove this song....

Sick of You by Gwar

"Your face is gross, you eat white toast,
You don't know what to do.
It's just your luck, you really suck,
That's all - I'm sick of you"

Woah, I used to LOVE that song. "Scumdogs of the Universe" was one of my fave discs in high school.

[TaJasMi]

Originally Posted by Steve-o

Woah, I used to LOVE that song. "Scumdogs of the Universe" was one of my fave discs in high school.

I still love their stuff! haha! Have since Junior High...lol.

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by TaJasMi

I still love their stuff! haha! Have since Junior High...lol.

Me too. I just saw one of their newer videos the other night, called "The Bomb" or something like that. Good ol Gwar, funny as ever.

[LINCOLNSHIRE]

Originally Posted by Steve-o

Me too. I just saw one of their newer videos the other night, called "The Bomb" or something like that. Good ol Gwar, funny as ever.

Not for me,,but enjoy,,


YouTube - Gwar.. bring back the bomb

[DOUBLE H]

Very obscure song here. "Walkin' My Cat Named Dog". Was recorded by Norma Tanega in the Spring of '66. Just put out the one LP here, another one in the UK on RCA, but not distributed here. Lincolnshire, when was the last time you ran into a copy of the RCA 2nd LP? BTW, thanks for that last link!

[LRUA]

The Welsh heavy metal band "Budgie" has some pretty weird song titles like

Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman

Hot as a Docker's Armpit

In the Grip of a Tyrefitter's Hand

Rape of the Locks

..that last song title refering to getting a haircut !

Don't let the weird song titles fool you ...all those songs are
very good early heavy metal

[DOUBLE H]

"I've heard that tear stained monologue you do there by the door before you go". From John Hartford's fifth LP from 1969.

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If You Must- Del The Funky Homosapien

You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Or literally anything by Mr. Bungle. Anything. "Stink Foot" by Frank Zappa, another disgusting classic .