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03-20-2008, 05:07 PM
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Rangers FC supporter
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Western Chicagoland
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Funniest song titles/lyrics/etc
Post your favorite funny song titles, funny lyrics, etc, here. There are a few songs that come on the radio that make me laugh with their off-the-wall lyrics. Here are some of my faves:
Bloodhound Gang -- "Discovery Channel" : "So put your hand down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts". LMBO. Good stuff! LOL
Blink 182 -- "Whats My Age Again?" : "we started making out, and she took off my pants, then I turned on the TV... thats about the time she walked away from me". LOL
Sum 41 -- "Fat Lip" : "we laugh when old people fall, but what would you expect with a concious so small." LOL
And a little gross, but funny to me and some friends are some of Cannibal Corpse's song titles... who wouldnt laugh at songs called "Hammer Smashed Face", "Blunt Force Castration", "Rotting Head", "Force Fed Broken Glass", "Devoured By Vermin", "Blowtorch Slaughter" or (my personal favorite) "Sanded Faceless", "Submerged In Boiling Flesh", etc. LMBO Oh man...
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03-20-2008, 05:10 PM
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Go Pack Go!!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Carolina
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I laughed at rihanna's song titled "Hate that I love you" the first time i heard it. Never heard that one before. Then again, i dont expect much from her anyway. Now, i find it quite irritating.
Weird Al's paradoies are quite funny. I love "White and Nerdy".
Last edited by Canes2006Champs; 03-20-2008 at 05:18 PM..
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03-20-2008, 05:52 PM
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Oy vey!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Birmingham, England
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I like the chorus to 'A Friendly Goodbye' by Bowling For Soup:
Ain't that a “b” with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks
And f yourself
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the “s” words you put me through
So F-U!
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03-20-2008, 06:33 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Originally Fayetteville, Arkansas/ now Seattle, Washington!
1,051 posts, read 997,842 times
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From Death or Glory by Six Feet Under:
"I've been so bored going nowhere
Pissed of with Life.
Don't want no girls to hold me
I only love my knife!!!" LOL classic! I crack up everytime I listen to this!  |
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03-20-2008, 06:34 PM
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80's New Wave Guy
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: USA
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Anything by the Ramones.
Pinhead by Ramones -
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more. I just met a nurse that i could go for.
D-U-M-B-
Everyone's accusing me.
Lobotomy by Ramones -
DDT did a job on me
Now i am a real sickie
Guess i'll have to break the news
That i have no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy
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03-21-2008, 08:30 AM
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Senior Member
Status:
"Make your words sweet. You may have to eat them someday!"
(set 11 days ago)
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
4,363 posts, read 2,544,436 times
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"Shannon is gone. I heard she drifted out to sea." The song is about a dead dog!
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03-21-2008, 10:39 AM
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Go Pack Go!!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Carolina
4,871 posts, read 1,703,519 times
Reputation: 1998
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How about Richard Harris and MacArthur Park?. "Someone left a cake out in the rain".
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03-21-2008, 11:53 AM
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because I'm beautiful
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: South Bay Native
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King Missile's Detachable Pen**
The whole song is a story - and makes me laugh each time I hear it.
Also the whole album 'A Date With Elvis' by The Cramps.
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03-21-2008, 01:09 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2006
957 posts, read 385,808 times
Reputation: 800
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Definately Big Balls by AC/DC.
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03-23-2008, 06:53 PM
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Would rather be backpacking
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Eastern NC
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How about 'My Ding-A-Ling' by Chuck Berry.
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