Good for you for not following the "Going South" line.
I just love it when folks from Jersey and NY talk about heading down to the Southern Utopia, Yes the lovely south, in reality its about as lovely as a mud fence ugly woman after a 12 pack
Take it from this Southern guy. I lived in NJ for 10 years and consider it my adopted home town. Yep! nothing worse than Jersey property tax and car insurance. The cure there is get rid of the teachers union and your property taxes will drop by two thirds and the teachers instead of the union thugs may get a raise to top it off.
Ok, take away the bad in Jersey. Let's talk good.
The Shore
The Water Gap
The Food, nuttin beats the food!!!
Pick your teams
The Blessed Eagles
Giants
Jets
6'ers
Flyers
Devils
Islanders
Nets
Knicks
Skanks
Met's
Phillys
all the minor leagues
God almighty I could just go on!
So, you want to move to the South with the rest of the fools.
Let me describe it to you in words you will find local if you move here, simply put, No Joisey speak
"Don't matter how much you try to polish a turd, it's still a turd"
You see what Jersey has, now lets try the south
Ok, warmer weather and more shoreline.
Bad football
Bad baseball
Bad Hockey, well the minor league Gladiators are ok.
The food, well if you like fried this, fried that, and tea sweet enough to rot your teeth out then ok.
Real Estate is cheaper, yeah! but you better get a full line inspection since most of the homes are built by illegal aliens "The Souths new slavery" at a buck an hour that don't know the difference between a 2x4 and a nail.
Traffic. Well Atlanta and Miami can make the BQE, the Parkway, and turnpike look like a walk in the park.
How about the train. That's easy just get on, pray, and keep your back to the wall. Leave your valuables at home.
Crime. Well Atlanta just overtook Camden as the most dangerous city limit area with a population of less than 500,000.
Atlanta is #1 in bank robberies, assaults, theft, forgery, and gaining ground on car jackings in America.
Sure come on down. Will be glad to say sorry Dorthy, your not in New Jersey anymore!
Taxes and liberals be damned, each day I work to get back to Jersey by transfer. Maybe soon, see I along with the majority of others looking for transfers must have a relo program, well since nobody here can sell their homes, well, maybe after 2 years on the market.
What was it Mick Jagger sang about NYC, "bite the big apple" but don't mind the maggots.
Come on down, to crime central we have more than maggots to offer. It's an entire cesspool. A very dry and dirty cesspool.
Jersey my Jersey. I'll take it anyday.
