Why do they dislike us so???? (Teaneck, Montclair: transfer, high school, dangerous)

[DowntownJerseyCity]

Originally Posted by CuCullin

What did you do to NJ that it wanted to kill you? How did NJ try to kill you?

Was it ninjas? Theres alot of ninjas in NJ. Big ninja problem. Worst part about ninjas... you never even know they are there. But they are. Watching. Ready to kill you. New Jersey must be a new ninja if you survived.

Ya know, I was paying the toll coming off the Parkway and two of them jumped on the hood of my car. I just hit the accelerator and they flew off.

I gotta get out of Jersey. These damn Ninjas.

[mikenbacismama]

Thanks for the heads up on the ninjas! My husband is supposed to visit friends in Howell tomorrow...are they there too, or only in Manalapan?

[JerZ]

Originally Posted by mikenbacismama

Thanks for the heads up on the ninjas! My husband is supposed to visit friends in Howell tomorrow...are they there too, or only in Manalapan?

Don't believe these people. They're all liars. Parkway ninjas, my tuchaus! Everybody knows the NJ ninjas hang out in the supermarkets, wearing cereal box-colored clothing so as to blend in with the natural environment, but as you come around the corner, look out, WHAM, they plow into you with their shopping carts.

This is a serious problem and I can not believe you people are making light of it.

[CuCullin]

How do you know if you have a ninja infestation? Here's a little PSA for all of you out there, worried about the ninja uprising.

Once confined to Japan, the ninja, which used to be a feared class of warrior and assassin, has recently been reduced to the status of a minor household pest. Most people aren't even aware that they are prime candidates for ninja infestation. If you purchase large amounts of hand-held smoke pellets or throwing knives, if you have a tendency towards dishonoring your clan or family name, or if you are a major criminal warlord with a very long, pencil-thin mustache, you could very well have ninjas lurking about your home right this minute!

Signs of ninja infestation include:

* Throwing knives mysteriously planting themselves into the wall near your head.
* Shadowy figures leaping from roof to roof in your neighborhood.
* Mysterious puffs of smoke coupled with maniacal laughter and/or loud ninja battle cries.
* Dead ninjas or ninja parts in your toilet in the morning.
* Loud ninja sound-effects caused by ninjas fighting within or near your home.

If you suspect that you have a ninja infestation, you should take the following precautions:

* Always check the insides of your shoes for ninjas in the morning. There's nothing worse than putting your foot in a shoe with an angry ninja inside of it!
* Always have a helpless asian maiden nearby that you can take hostage and use as a human shield should ninjas attack.
* Lock your doors and windows, and have plenty of citronella candles around.
* Hire your own mercenary ninja army. Although this can be expensive, it can be well worth the cost to have a hoard of ruthless henchmen. When they're not fighting off other pesky ninjas, you can have them do the housework or the grocery shopping. Ideally, make sure your ninjas wear a different color of uniform than the rival ninjas. Otherwise, things could get confusing in the heat of battle.
* Take lots of vitamin B1, get plenty of rest, and carry a gun at all times.
* Set ninja traps. Try placing treats like rice cakes and sake on large sheets of sticky paper. The ninjas will be drawn to the treats, but they won't be able to get out of their sticky situation! Just leave them there till they die of starvation, and then simply scrape them off into the trash. If they start screaming for mercy, just turn the TV up really loud. Soon your ninja worries will be a thing of the past!

Hopefully this guide will be helpful in helping you avoid or get rid of a nasty ninja infestation. Good luck, and may you fight with honor!

(From everything2.com)

[NewHomeHappy]

I watched my new neighbors move into their McMansion. They zoomed up the driveway in their Hummer and then a whole slew of Ninjas flew out.

Dear looord I hope they speak Englesh....


*wow- I can't keep up w/ you. You guys are too funny-and to think that I'm the one taking the cold & flu meds???

[mikenbacismama]

Originally Posted by NewHomeHappy

I watched my new neighbors move into their McMansion. They zoomed up the driveway in their Hummer and then a whole slew of Ninjas flew out.

Dear looord I hope they speak Englesh....


*wow- I can't keep up w/ you. You guys are too funny-and to think that I'm the one taking the cold & flu meds???

Hope you're feeling a little better, and that you build up your resistance soon. Wouldn't want one of those ninjas to kick ya when you're down!

[NewHomeHappy]

[mikenbacismama]

Originally Posted by NewHomeHappy

You crack me up!!! Where, oh where, do you find this stuff?

[Diane Giam]

Originally Posted by mikenbacismama

Thanks for the heads up on the ninjas! My husband is supposed to visit friends in Howell tomorrow...are they there too, or only in Manalapan?

What are Nija's. What almost killed us was the agravation we got from both the town and the Dep to get papers moving. They keep filing things instead of doing their jobs. A few permits they lost, so I had to redue everything. It kept me from putting my house on the market, I needed those papers that said, no futhur action.
You may think its funny, but it was so frustrating I was blacking out and sick all the time.
If the paper pushers of our town had pushed them faster the job would have been easier done in the fall than in the middle of winter. We started the Paperwork in May, and it not until January that they could start the work.
Live with that smell of oil that long. It affected the health of 4 people.
The state needs to regulate how a town sits on things. They sat on it way too long.
You know one year someone in town office lifted tax payers money from the til, to the tune of a $100,000. Talk about a corupt town.
Diane

[Diane Giam]

Originally Posted by CuCullin

What did you do to NJ that it wanted to kill you? How did NJ try to kill you?

Was it ninjas? Theres alot of ninjas in NJ. Big ninja problem. Worst part about ninjas... you never even know they are there. But they are. Watching. Ready to kill you. New Jersey must be a new ninja if you survived.



You know, I have to agree. While NJ people keep their noses in air, some people in other states prefer to put their noses where they don't belong. Me? I like air.

Noses in the air means Snobs. Way to many there.
Diane