Fellow fist pumpers and New Jerseyans (property taxes, rent, work)

[CuCullin]

Originally Posted by BobKovacs

I keep looking at the title of this thread, and the phrase "fist pumpers" just reminds me of something else these Guidos probably have to do pretty often after a night of tryin' to pick up Guidettes- especially when you go to some of their favorite hangouts and it's like 5 guys to 1 girl.......

[EB2]

Originally Posted by CuCullin

I second that!

[HobokenGuy]

Originally Posted by NewHomeHappy

I could not have said it better myself HobokenGuy Points for you my friend!

IMO:Real Men are husbands & fathers that work for their families. Over time, in the rain and in the snow. Now that's attractive, in my eyes.
The rest of your post was just damn funny !!!

Exactly. Those are real men...men who break their backs for their wife and kids, not like the protruding jawline, back acne juicers that are shown.

[scorp200]

Originally Posted by Calico696

I love my guy in his work jeans and work boots , and if he shaved off mustache and goatee I think I would freak , very sexy IMO. There is nothing wrong with clean, but leave the spa type behavior to the women.

Oh gawd, the goatee...never met a goatee I didn't like.

(except when it's a guido experimenting)

My former landlord in Belleville was a roid-popping guido who told people he was italian (he wasn't) and who was actually very scary. Once my dog barked at him and he got this roid rage look in his eyes and stomped toward my dog. I picked the dog up and it was like the guy suddenly snapped out of it. I moved not all that long after.

[NJGUIDO]

I was browing some stuff online and some anti-Guido dude posted this picture.
He actually typed "Da Nu Jeisey Tootz in their 30's". This picture is not only gross but very disrespectful.

[TrishP7]

Originally Posted by Calico696

Nice tats

lmao!! sigh...(shaking my head)

[TrishP7]

Originally Posted by NJGUIDO

How ya doing, my friend? Guido is a stereotypical, sometimes derrogatory term for young Italian-Americans(can also be Albanians, Armenians, Greek, Portuguese, Brazilians etc) mostly in the Tri-State area that essentially have good self esteem, take care of their bodies, smell good, spend a lot of time in the gym, dress nicely and are VERY proud of their apperance. We also like to dance(DJ'ais in Belmar is the place to be) and drive a nice ride. Now you may ask, What is wrong with that? NOTHING! Unfortunately, we live in a society where most people have very low self esteem and envy people like us. So, if you want to come down to Belmar this weekend, give me a holler. The water is getting warmer, the girls are coming down, the shore is the place to be.

This is a joke!!

[TrishP7]

Originally Posted by RUBIES77

TO SOME WOMEN THAT can be very attractive. Is a man that cares about his body, smells good, and makes himself desirable. Better that someone with a shirt hanging out, dirty jeans with a worn- out baseball cap, ugly sneakers, and scrunchy face hair. Uuuugh!

Rubies, you've got it all wrong!! I have been in my relationship with my man for 15 years now, we also have a 7 year old daughter. We both work out (to be healthy), love to shop, I like to get my hair done, my other half goes to the barber shop every other week..but we also know that thats not all there is to life.

We are not mean and arrogant people, we don't idolize others for what they have or how they appear. We are hard working individuals who love life, love people, are not self centered..image to us is not everything. We are grateful for what we have and are humble. We also realize that as quick as we receive..it can be easily taken away!!

Guidos tend to be self centered..dont necessarily treat their women like the queens that they are because its all about them. Their main focus are themselves..and you just simply can't get through life like that!

Keep in mind NJGuido is 31 years old and this is still of significance to him!! All jokes aside, he needs to figure out where all this insecurity comes from and deal with the real issue.

These are all superficial things!! Man made, a facade...once all that withers..what do you have left?
Its a self hatred to treat your body like that.the suntan beds (skin cancer ), steroids (heart attacks )..c'mon..this is just not a good thing!!

I say all this to say, theres more to life than "looking good and partying". NJGuido needs to figure out what went wrong in his life..what is it about him that he hates so much why he focuses soooooo much on beauty. Thats a gift..don't abuse it!

[TrishP7]

Originally Posted by CuCullin

No, I think they are an embarrassment actually. Its metrosexual with a dash of "I wanna look tough - please don't hurt me!".



No, you really can't. Those are precisely the problems with those wannabe's, and why I can't help but laugh - damn near giggling like a schoolgirl.



Hmm, when GQ comes to my mail box, I don't see guidos. I do see well coordinated suits (buttoned up, btw, and with a tie! Shocking!!), I see nice clothes for going golfing like a pair of khakis and a henley t, or even a nice linen set for the summer.

Unless you somehow get Guido Quarterly and not Gentleman's Quarterly.




Again, a guido standard.

Darn..this was well said!! Tried rating this post...but I wasnt able to because I already gave you a thumbs up!

[TrishP7]

Originally Posted by NJGUIDO

I was browing some stuff online and some anti-Guido dude posted this picture.
He actually typed "Da Nu Jeisey Tootz in their 30's". This picture is not only gross but very disrespectful.

NJGuido..youre hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sending us these photos are damn near "disrespectful to the human eye"..lol..then again..nah..keep em comin'..youre just a funny guy!!