Fellow fist pumpers and New Jerseyans (Bayonne, Lodi: metro, island, gay)

[syncmaster]

NJGUIDO... kudos on an awesome thread!

[CuCullin]

Just found these.... had to share

A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.

[NewHomeHappy]

thanks a bunch CuCullin !! oh great- not only did i throw up in my mouth after viewing those photos but I am sure to have nightmares !!

[JERSEY MAN]

Them guys are hot.

[RUBIES77]

I have researched the total population of Italian -Americans and here it is, according to epodunk, us census, wikipedia, and city data: Queens, NY, (population as of 2006) 2,229,379, and 9% are Italians. Staten Island, NY, (population as of 2006) 477,377 and 37% are Italians. Rockland County, NY, population as of 2006) 285,088, of which 16% are Italians. Providence, RI, (population as of 2000) 1,188,613, of which 13.8%, are Italians, but moving out to Cranston, RI, (population as of 2006) 81,479, of which 34.5% are of Italian ancestry. Johnston, RI, with a population of 28,855 which is 53% Italian. Hammonton, NJ (population as of 2006) 13,572, with 45.9% Italian ancestry. I realize there are many in Lodi, NJ, as well as, Essex county, NJ, but was not able to access their ancestry, as easily as the others. I did checked on Connecticut, but same issue as NJ. Perhaps other viewers can add to this. THAT'S A LOT OF ITALIANS!

[CuCullin]

Originally Posted by RUBIES77

I have researched the total population of Italian -Americans

Italians <> Guidos, atleast in this context. This is not an Italian thing, its a lame subculture defacing humanity.

[NJGUIDO]

I don't know if you made the connection but the "Douchebag" guy posted earlier is the same as the guy below flexing for the camera. I know this kid personally and he is indeed one of the best in the business. Features on many websites, magazines and what not.

[findinghope]

make it STOP!!!!!

what "business" it's not a business for goodness sake!

[JERSEY MAN]

Guido, come on now it's fine to be in good shape but this is a little extreme. Do you agree that them 2 guys are speeding on something and its not booze.

[findinghope]

you know what i keep noticing--all the pics are of guys flexing in groups--no girls anywhere