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Old 10-16-2008, 06:16 AM
 
Location: Stewartsville, NJ
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Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments


COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work environment.

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Old 10-16-2008, 07:04 AM
 
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WRT the cows and the illegals, we could implement the same system, but we'd have to grab the illegals at the border on the way in and staple those big yellow tags to their ears.
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:07 AM
 
Location: Stewartsville, NJ
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WRT the cows and the illegals, we could implement the same system, but we'd have to grab the illegals at the border on the way in and staple those big yellow tags to their ears.
I don't see a problem with that
Or perhaps we can clip the tip of their ear off like we do with spade and neutered ferrel cats
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:09 AM
 
Location: Savannah GA/Lk Hopatcong NJ
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I don't see a problem with that
Or perhaps we can clip the tip of their ear off like we do with spade and neutered ferrel cats
I'm with you Wiley
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