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Old 03-24-2009, 08:56 AM
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A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told
that I have a body like New Jersey ."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies
"Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies "Freehold"

Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies, " Point
Pleasant ."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry
Hill ?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome
to Long Branch!"

"I don't know," she replies, "looks like Short Hills to me."
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A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told
that I have a body like New Jersey ."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies
"Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies "Freehold"

Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies, " Point
Pleasant ."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry
Hill ?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome
to Long Branch!"

"I don't know," she replies, "looks like Short Hills to me."
^^^^^^^ Brought to you by an anti-male female.^^^^^^^^

I feel this was posted..................
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:09 AM
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^^^^^^^ Brought to you by an anti-male female.^^^^^^^^

Nah I'll take Long Branch or Short Hills doesn't make any difference as long as its a Jersey Man.
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:10 AM
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Nah I'll take Long Branch or Short Hills doesn't make any difference as long as its a Jersey Man.
Yeah, if you say so.
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:54 AM
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That type of conversation on the first date?? Loveladies like that belong in Ho-Ho-kus. She's mean too. Gave the guy a real kick in The Oranges. He should just drop her Manunka Chunk, go home and Wyckoff.
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Old 03-24-2009, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by dmccauley View Post
A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told
that I have a body like New Jersey ."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies
"Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies "Freehold"

Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies, " Point
Pleasant ."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry
Hill ?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome
to Long Branch!"

"I don't know," she replies, "looks like Short Hills to me."
uhh... did you honestly just post this.

It's funny but I mean come on man! You've never heard it before? I first heard it like four years ago.
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Old 03-24-2009, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by dmccauley View Post
A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told
that I have a body like New Jersey ."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies
"Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies "Freehold"

Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies, " Point
Pleasant ."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry
Hill ?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome
to Long Branch!"

"I don't know," she replies, "looks like Short Hills to me."
That was great. I'm gonna have to steal that one!!!
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