Hoboken girls w/ pearls (home, move to, suburbs)

[CaptainNJ]

you dont want to find a girl in nyc. you want to find a girl you can go to church, nice girls there. there library is good. you can go to the miss black awareness pageant.

sorry, went off on a coming to american tangent. stay away from nyc. should be able to nail plenty of girls in hoboken but if you want a nice girl then id go farther south.

[openheads]

Originally Posted by JG183

disagree -- once they hear you're from Joisey, it's over.

Exactly................ While you are cutting Hoboken residents down for their particular ways (I agree with you), NYC has its own brand of obnoxious D-Bagness that is just as vial & repulsive.

[CaptainNJ]

you ever hear the language they use in brooklyn? its disgusting.

[dmccauley]

Originally Posted by JG183

disagree -- once they hear you're from Joisey, it's over.

besides, most of those girls don't drive -- you want to be making 2 round-trips each time to see her ? just think of the $$ spent on tolls

I had to ask are you from NJ originally? Most people I know hate the term "joisey".

[DowntownJerseyCity]

Originally Posted by JG183

disagree -- once they hear you're from Joisey, it's over.

besides, most of those girls don't drive -- you want to be making 2 round-trips each time to see her ? just think of the $$ spent on tolls

I dated a Bay Ridge girl and an Astoria girl. PATH to the subway. No way I would pay those tolls for some debauchery.

[hollygolightly]

Originally Posted by DowntownJerseyCity

Rules of thumb:

1. Lana is douche bag central.

2. Hoboken is full of ex-frat boy rejects whom still believe that they are 20 years old.

3. Buy some black pants and fitted striped shirts (the required uniform for going out in the Boken).

4. Buy a BMW, or not a single girl will even pay attention to you.

5. When out at the bars, you MUST keep bragging that you work for (insert failing Wall Street institution here), and how you are quickly climbing the ladder from mail room, to coffee lackey.

6. You MUST buy hair gel.

7. Sun dresses here? Try muffin tops squeezed into jeans that are 3 sizes too small and belly shirts that are sure to make you recycle your lunch.

Hope this helps!

Edit: I see you can recognize Greek life members, so you might have some luck at Trinity, 340 Grill, or any other lame ass, overpriced downtown drinking establishment.

Basically, do the exact opposite of this!

Don't the wear the uniform. Please, no hair gel. Don't bother with girls who are more concerned about what kind of car you drive or where you work than your character. Just don't be a d-bag and you won't attract them~ like attracts like, you know!

Seriously, there are lots of quality girls in both NJ and NY, but you probably won't meet them in a bar or club in Hoboken. Those establishments can be fun just to hang out with your friends, but don't go in having expectations to meet someone (although you never know...).

My advice would be to check out more outdoorsy, fun, springtime things like festivals, shows, parks, boardwalks, street fairs and such. Or, volunteer for a cause that you support, and you're pretty much guaranteed to meet others who care about the same things you do. Even if you just make a few new friends, it's quality vs. quantity. Good luck!

[EEEPNJ]

Originally Posted by DowntownJerseyCity

Rules of thumb:

1. Lana is douche bag central.

2. Hoboken is full of ex-frat boy rejects whom still believe that they are 20 years old.

3. Buy some black pants and fitted striped shirts (the required uniform for going out in the Boken).

4. Buy a BMW, or not a single girl will even pay attention to you.

5. When out at the bars, you MUST keep bragging that you work for (insert failing Wall Street institution here), and how you are quickly climbing the ladder from mail room, to coffee lackey.

6. You MUST buy hair gel.

7. Sun dresses here? Try muffin tops squeezed into jeans that are 3 sizes too small and belly shirts that are sure to make you recycle your lunch.

Hope this helps!

Edit: I see you can recognize Greek life members, so you might have some luck at Trinity, 340 Grill, or any other lame ass, overpriced downtown drinking establishment.

LMFAO You will ALWAYS be Hoboken GUY!

[EEEPNJ]

OK - is it just me or did this go from funny to really sexist very fast????

[JG183]

Originally Posted by dmccauley

I had to ask are you from NJ originally? Most people I know hate the term "joisey".

born, raised, will be buried in, NJ...

I used that spelling due to the context of this thread.

the NJ people who hate the term joisey are probably from the suburbs, otherwise they'd have a thicker skin

[JG183]

Originally Posted by openheads

Exactly................ While you are cutting Hoboken residents down for their particular ways (I agree with you), NYC has its own brand of obnoxious D-Bagness that is just as vial & repulsive.

thing is, the d-bags get all the hot girls

BTW, it's spelled vile