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I AM SCARED by the thought of living in New Orleans!!!!!!!!!! ... My fiance seems to live in a relatively quiet neighborhood with the occasional issues of crime such as burglary, theft, auto theft, etc.
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I'm always amazed at the softies from my home state of Alabama who constantly lament THE CRIME!, THE SIN!, THE DECAY!, and the idiosyncrasies of the New Orleans urban grab bag.
For one, Birmingham consistently ranks very high in national crime indices. And Tuscaloosa ain't no crime-free paradise either. It boggles the mind how Alabamians are so doggone circumspect in the 'Nolia. Maybe it's the conspicuous French influence which confuses the Scots-Irishmen who come flailing down the rolling hills into the bayou with bagpipes blaring and kilts flaring; perhaps it's the shocking shrill of a blaring trumpet -- WHAT NO BANJOS?! ... Maybe it's as simple as cultural rivalry. Or jealousy.
Seriously, it probably does have something to do with the stark differences in culture (at only a few hours' drive away, no less!) and the gumboed composition of neighborhoods which throw the perceptive faculties for a loop and thus render the observer fearful.
I once lived in T-Town -- ten years to be exact. I also once lived in New Orleans. So I do know what I'm talking about
: I understand the mentality and dynamics.
But here's a News Flash for ya: Crime
is alive and well in Tuscaloosa, AL especially in the University-abutted neighborhoods (and of course the campus itself). If you will accept an anecdotal testimony, here's mine: I have seen more guns out in the open, more burglaries-in-process, more robberies in progress, known more rape victims, and seen more villains fleeing a scene in Tuscaloosa than I have in New Orleans and Birmingham combined. You can add San Francisco to that mix (I've lived there too.)
Honey, if you find true love anywhere, with anyone, it's always worth a great measure of risk.
And for that matter, N.O. is always worth the risk as well. If you are so lucky as to have a chance to live in such a wonderfully rich gem of a city, DO IT. With a person you love, DO IT to the tenth power and don't look back. It's a no-brainer, in my book.
One of the bonuses of New Orleans: it is a wonderfully romantic place to be. A stroll through Audubon Park, a carriage ride through the Quarter, an afternoon picnic in City Park, sailing across the Pontchatrain... sublime, I tell ya.
I know people the-world-over that, if they could make it work financially, pull it off logistically, would move there in a heartbeat. It's truly
one of those places. Alabama is wonderfully beautiful, and homey, and green in the spring, resplendent in the fall, gentile, and not-so-crowded -- all that and icing on the cake... but come on! -- We're talking about NEW ORLEANS: you get the cake, the icing, and sometimes even THE BABY!!
Who's got da Bay-Bee?
New Orleans...: Mardi Gras, and Jazz Fest, and palm-and-live oak lined streets with "neutral grounds" containing streetcars in-between;
Domilise's po-boys, Palace Cafe's crabmeat cheesecake, and Wolfman Washington at The Maple Leaf;
impromptu second lines through yer 'hood, of Hubiq's pies at the quick marts, of sweltering summers sucking on Sno Balls...
There's more history in certain
neighborhoods of New Orleans than there is in the entire
state of Alabama -- most any American city for that matter.
OK, maybe it's not a lily white place to raise a Leave It to Beaver family, but there is a realness, a community-knitness, and an endemic *FunKY FLaVoR* you just can't match for uniqueness, cultural depth, architectural splendor, brilliant cuisine, world-renowned entertainment, aesthetic and natural beauty, and pure ribald elegance. The funk alone will make you more interesting, add some much-needed colorful dimensions to your personality.
Raising a kid in NOLA? It may be a little unconventional at times, may be a little edgier (even grittier) than the stereotypical suburban-strip mall-soccer mom style; but N.O. is a very literary town, is open-minded & tolerant, can be quite inspiring to the creative side, and will certainly inject your child with heart and soul to balance matters of the gray matter.
Let's not forget just how many talented children have sprung from the loins of a New Orleans upbringing and into the world as pioneers, high achievers, and fine citizens. Wikipedia/ Google it and you'll be blown away! Authors, politicians, singers, chefs, educators, athletes...
Yes, I'm for real. But with N.O., I have found, either you
get it, or not -- there tends to be no middle ground. Some people intuitively understand what NOLA is about, or catch on rather quickly; others repudiate its foreignness and RUN the other way.
My experience is that most Hinterlanders -- especially Alabamians, Tennesseans, Georgians, and mountain people -- never grasp the essence of New Orleans. They never really see the beauty. They dwell on crime statistics, exotic dialect, the strange landscape of public versus private schooling, and general provincial quirkiness.
They fixate on the (only slightly) greater risks, lifestyle adjustments and cultural disparities. (Of course, theses people are always the first to venture down for a bender, soak in a long and lascivious weekend, then return home to disparage the EVILS! of New Orleans.)
So, poster, which are you:
do you get New Orleans, or not? If not, just spare yourself and the rest of us the inevitable jeremiads, lamentations, and e-screeds: stay in 'Bama.
Good luck to ya.
I know what it means to know New Orleans. -- SP