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[quote=Garfunkle524;25135273]Top 10 things you'll NEVER hear Garfunkle say:
9. Rappers, Kardashians, stoners, paparazzi, reality television, HR, and CEOs spewing about synergy even though they have no idea what their company produces all make valuable contributions to our society.
8. I only worked 50 hours last week and I wish I could've stayed at the office longer quote]
10. I've always wanted a pet Turantula.
9. I just love standing all day and servicing customers.
8. I feel blessed to have health insurance. $160/month $1250 deductible. *sigh* God bless Amurika.
7. Walmart is the sh*t.
6. Thank you baby boomers for paving the way for us.
5. I wish Phoenix, AZ had humidity.
4. I would be honored to marry you Kim Kardashian.
3. Can I cut the umbilacal cord.
2. Mom just shut the hell up.
1. Babe it's over. I like women now.
10. I love the summers in Dallas
9. Gee, I wish I could be employed in industry again
8. Why, no, I never spend money on Spas or massages
7. That's AMAZING, or even that's AWESOME
6. NPR radio is a waste of time
5. Recycling is a bad idea!
4. I would love to run marathons with my DH
3. I love backpacking trips of at least 6 days' duration sleeping in tents
2. Brand new cars are my idea of luxury
1. I love my son's tatoos
I can't do that
He's better at that than I am
Man I would kill for a Zima right now
Did you catch the last episode of sex and the city?
United States needs to do things like Europe
I think I might be gay
I am quitting coca cola
People suck
I really want a Prius
1. I want to go back to teaching school.
2. Children are so special; they should accompany parents everywhere.
3. Why, I love Wal-Mart! It's the only place I ever shop!
4. I don't need more money because it can't buy happiness.
5. People are so well-mannered these days.
6. I love cell phones.
7. Honey, please stay home with me today instead of going to the golf course.
8. I'm going to stay home this year instead of going on vacation.
9. No, go ahead and smoke while sitting next to me. It doesn't bother me at all.
10. Mexican food is so overrated.
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9. I just love standing all day and servicing customers.
8. I feel blessed to have health insurance. $160/month $1250 deductible. *sigh* God bless Amurika.
7. Walmart is the sh*t.
4. I would be honored to marry you Kim Kardashian.
1. Babe it's over. I like women now.
10. 90 degrees just isn't hot enough outside. I want hotter!
9. Please, neighbor, turn that car stereo up some more. We all need to know when you come home, even if it's 2:00 a.m.
8. Bungee jumping? Sure, let's go!
7. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
6. By all means, please leave every light in every room on.
5. I'm planning to drink the placenta in a shake.
4. I heart Justin Bieber.
3. Foie gras! YUM!
2. Let's go, Flyers!
1. I'm voting for Mitt Romney.
"I love cleaning toilets, and that questionable stuff on the walls."
"Florida has such a great climate I just love going outside!"
"Sports really matter to me."
"I just hate looking at women. Ick, she's practically naked."
"Country/Screamo/Gangsta Rap is the best music ever."
"I want to do the dishes."
"Abraham's God/The Devil/Heaven/Hell is real."
"Exercise is fun!"
"Video games are for losers."
"Please kick me in the balls."
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